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reading percy Jackson, but with more gay and more norse by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
17 Feb 2025
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what happens when an alternate universe percy Jackson and their partners + the gods and their friends read the books.
much gay
jealous annabeth is an asshole, she regrets introducing percy and Magnus.
apollo and frey adopt each others kids without question.
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- Part 1 of the gay agenda
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Percy Jackson: The Gender Thief by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
04 Oct 2024
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Gender is a convoluted clusterfuck of confusion. Is it a river that flows too fast down a steep hill? Or is it the feeling you get when you sit curled up on the sofa with a good book and a warm drink, wrapped in a blanket? Do you have to look deep inside yourself to find it, or does it just show itself. Can you just have no gender, yet still hold them all.
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how to adult by three teenagers by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
20 Feb 2022
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Link had always been prone to getting into trouble, but this? this defiantly took the cake
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the gay agenda by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandom Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
17 Feb 2025
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what happens when some demigods go to the past and meet past gods to read about their adventures
this will probably take me ages to write so bare with me please
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We are the Spark, that'll Light the Fire, that will Burn the Titans Down. by mjkcsk
Fandom EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
30 Apr 2026
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Penelope Jackson is the reincarnation of Penelope of Ithaca. Who is in turn, the reincarnation of Hyacinthus.
Both of these reincarnations had utterly obsessive boyfriends who would do anything for her. And they've both followed her into the modern age. What is a girl to do?Odysseus was enjoying his time in Elysium with his wife, when the Fates kidnapped Penelope. What else could he do but follow? And if the Greek world has utterly deteriorated in modern times, well he can fix that. But wooing Penelope a second time is much harder. What is a man to do?
Apollo lost the love of his life long ago. Twice. He has always honoured her choices, but this is his last chance to be with her. Unfortunately his competition refuses to give up, and is just as determined as he is. On top of that, convincing Poseidon he should be allowed around his daughter with his track record in lovers is a Herculean task. What is a god to do?
The Titan War is in full swing, and there is no time for distractions like romance. The Great Prophecy will be fulfilled and the triad are just along for the ride.
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28 Apr 2026
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Found, Not Stolen by Strikersky
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson & The Olympians (Movies)
17 Feb 2026
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“I would hardly call what I did kidnapping, more like adoption,” I said calmly. “He followed me around like a puppy. You ever try to lose a kid who’s decided you’re his person? Impossible.”
Poseidon’s jaw tightened. The tide rose.
“So no,” I continued with a shrug. “I don’t think it counts.”
Percy Jackson wasn’t meant to be the world’s savior again, or locked away to be sharpened into a weapon. And he certainly didn’t belong to Poseidon. I found him when no one else was looking.
"Which means he’s mine." I smiled.
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- Part 4 of Who’s Raising Percy Now?
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Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
28 Apr 2026
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Meeting publicly in a shady bar? Check. Physical description that begins and ends with "will be wearing red?" Check. Code phrase ripped directly from an opera moderately popular in Mandalorian space three hundred years ago? Check.
These, Feemor does his best to explain, are exactly the kinds of games that get Jedi and their informants in trouble.
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21 Apr 2026
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--“I want a bard, Lam,” Aiden says, giving Lambert very good pleading eyes. “There’s a whole passel of them in town - can we steal one?”
“No,” Lambert says firmly. Jaskier begins towing Aiden through the tavern, hopefully towards the promised private room. Geralt nudges Lambert to follow.
“Just a little one?” Aiden asks plaintively over his shoulder. “Pocket-sized?”
“No,” Lambert repeats, rubbing his forehead. Geralt suppresses a snicker.
“I can recommend a few who might enjoy being stolen!” Jaskier puts in brightly--
Left Unsupervised by inexplicifics.
Now what if they did end up stealing a pocket-sized bard?
Of course before they can steal her she has to become a bard first.Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
15 Apr 2026
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Like recognizes like.
In an AU of an AU, Marta follows Milena to Kaer Morhen. There, she meets a Wolfblood who is an ass.
She watches him, and decides, she wants him for her own.
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14 Apr 2026