anachromatism

kermit lying down



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    "We're reinstating the Pirate-Ninja-Samurai-Mink Alliance for the purposes of the Davy Back Fight," Marco said, launching straight into the rules as he set Chopper down. He had such a shit-eating grin on, eyes gleaming as he met Shanks's gaze. "As such, I'll be participating on behalf of the Straw-Hat Pirates, captained by Monkey D. Luffy."

    Shanks knew his face was doing something stupid, as all his officers began to snicker, but he couldn't help it.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    This entire series has one of my favorite Marco characterizations but this particular fic is the future that I'm hoping comes to pass.

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    In Kakashi’s defense, his “marriage” had seemed irrelevant when the world was ending around him.

    And after having a clusterfuck of a Hokage ceremony, and dealing with reformed criminals, and evading dozens of assassinations, well… Obito didn’t appear too interested either way. His haphazard relationship would be forgotten and left to the annals of time. No harm, no foul, right?

    The Council and Obito think otherwise.

    (Kakashi reaps the reward anyway.)

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    27 Dec 2025

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    In which Obito shows up to his own marriage twenty years late and some Council member really has it out for Kakashi on sheer virtue of some ancient, long-forgotten clan rivalry.

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    This is a one-shot collection of Obi/Kaka snippets I've put together into something resembling a story. Loosely. Just bear in mind this is a semi-AU where Obito and Kakashi could be in prolonged contact without one of them dying or being arrested... It's pretty sex-heavy but there's a love story in there somewhere. Ostensibly. I think. (just read it! please :) ) Also if you like porn. We have that.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    That ending is everything.

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    When Shimura Danzo approaches Kakashi, he and Rin flee Konoha to someone they know can keep them both safe: Lady Tsunade.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Tsunade, the queen of accidental children acquisition.

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    Kakashi was feeling pretty good about himself until one night when a vortex showed up out of thin air.
    Hovering above his kitchen table the swirling hole spat out a gift and disappeared without any hint of its donor.

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    Tobi uses Kamui to send his old teammate presents because he's creepy like that.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    "What if his stalker wasn’t the kind and benevolent Tobi but instead someone dangerous- someone deranged?" is truly the most normal and sane sentence to ever be pieced together.