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hold you to the floor (I was only falling in love) by anonshakespeare
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
24 Dec 2017
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This won’t be the last I see of you, Alexander, he thought to himself, and he couldn’t tell if it was his own excitement or the magic of his very soul (if the vile thing existed) that purred with excitement.
(Or, four times Magnus' magic behaved... oddly around Alec, and one time that Alec had the answers.)
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Call me but love by anonshakespeare
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
14 Dec 2017
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Did you hear about this Alec?Iz,
We specifically had IT create these email accounts for work purposes, not for judgemental sister purposes. I would ask that, as your superior, you refrain from using these emails for anything not strictly Shadowhunter related.
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This is another 2x20 slight AU where Magnus and Alec don't get back together, then full AU Alec and Magnus are sent to our universe for... surprisingly similar reasons. A story told in emails, texts, and security camera footage. -
baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (I love cheap thrills) by anonshakespeare
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Aug 2016
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Flashvibe Summer 2016
Day 1: AU Day (Stripper/Cuddle For Hire AU)Thunk. “Fuck!” he heard the younger man say from underneath him after hitting his head on edge of the chair he was sitting on.
Cisco didn’t even bother saying anything at that point, just sat on the chair with his hands gripping the (surprisingly plush) sides of the chair and the Flash curled up on the floor, not saying anything.
After a few moments where the only noise that could be heard was the pounding bass of the music playing outside the door, he said quietly, “I’m going to guess this is your first time stripping, right?”
“Shut up,” the man on the floor groaned in his normal voice. -
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If there is one thing a Hamilton can be counted on to do, it was cross the line.
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Five times Iron Bull had to carry Dorian and one time Dorian tried to carry Bull, gave up, and levitated him instead.
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27 Jul 2026
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Dorian is caught in a Desire demon's lust spell. AND he's alone with Iron Bull. AND a cave-in traps them together. AND it's freezing in the Emprise.
But Dorian is not fond of your tropes.
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06 Jul 2026
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LaVonte doesn’t need to persuade himself of the platonic nature of his and HJ’s partnership. If he spends a little too long thinking about it, that’s only because he’s trapped in the most boring place on Earth.
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03 Jun 2026
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these simple pleasures by JenTheSweetie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
04 Jan 2020
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“You’re still not gonna tell me,” Poe said disbelievingly.
“It’s not a big deal, all right?” Finn said. “Man, we just won, can’t you just enjoy yourself for once?”
“Me?” Poe said. “Of course I can. I’m enjoying myself right now. Look at all this enjoyment.”
“Yeah, enjoying yourself hassling me,” Finn muttered.
“Well, hassling you is all I’ve known of enjoyment for so long,” Poe said.
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28 May 2026
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To Please the Goddess Sune by hafnia
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
27 Mar 2026
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“Do you know which goddess this Temple was dedicated to?”
Edgin looks at the doors again, studying the carving in the top, the benevolent woman who looks down over the two men fighting in her honor. “I mean, not off the top of my head, no. I take it you do?”
“Sune,” says Xenk. “It took me a moment to recognize Her symbol, but I believe that is meant to be Her. This place was built by Her worshipers.”
“The goddess of love and beauty, right.” Edgin would make a joke, if he wasn’t so on edge. “So, what do we need to do to get past it?”
The paladin straightens. “There are rituals, known among Sune’s people, to show that you are among the faithful, and demonstrate your dedication to the goddess. I am familiar with them.”
“Great! So, you can show me, we’ll do it, and the doors will open. Sound good?”
“I am afraid the rituals require at least two participants and are considerably more hands-on.” Xenk looks him over. “Specifically, they are more physical.”
It takes a second for it to sink in, from how the other man is looking at him. “I’m sorry, you can’t mean –”
“Intercourse,” he says. “Yes.”
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