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    Twilight and Loid Forger were different people. This was the half-truth he kept telling himself.

    But they did agree on some things. Chief among them: their wife's legs.

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    Just the usual surreptitious collaboration between a prosecutor and a defense attorney. Edgeworth has hangups, Phoenix is chill, and a discovery is made and subsequently taken advantage of.

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    This isn't how Yor's night is supposed to end. She shouldn't be this angry, this furious. They both agreed that their business came first.

    But he kicked her off a roof. How is she supposed to feel?

    Loid and Yor might be happily married, but Twilight and Thorn Princess don't always get along.

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    The first time they meet is a coincidence. The connection they make is incidental. The relationship that follows is a rarity. How it ends (or doesn’t) isn’t up for debate.

    A spy and an assassin, together? Stranger things have happened.

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    5,156
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    Everyone knew Karlach's time was limited, Karlach most of all. They tried not to think about it, most of the time, but a stray curse from a mummy-lord gives them a look forward.

    Astarion makes a suggestion. Shadowheart does her best. And Karlach says goodbye to her love -- if only for a moment.

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    Barry has a very particular set of skills -- skills which have been a boon to his friends and family for over a century. The only problem is, in his new line of work, they're not exactly kosher.

    Barry sweats. Kravitz is amused. The god of death lays down the law. Theology is sometimes uncompromising.

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    31
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    349
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    1,691
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    Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

    Taako disappears. Lucretia receives a letter. Some grudges can only be ended through conflict.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    37
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    255
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    44
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    1,316
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    noun, archaic.

    Funeral orations; prayers for the dead.

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    Time heals, and reveals, so many things.

    Magnus argues. Lup never surrenders. Barry shares a drink. Lucretia relaxes for once.

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    It's the earl's birthday, and the party at Chesney's is in full swing. A good time is had by all, save one. But he manages to turn it around with a little help.

    Taako hides. Merle dispenses more than wisdom. Anger (and healing) can take many forms.

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    English
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    1/1
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    20
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    25
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    1,092
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    When you spend a hundred years with six other people, you come to know and care for them all in very different ways. Different words applied to different kinds of feeling, each no lesser than the others. Friends, family, comrades-in-arms, father-figures and true loves -- a web of unbreakable bonds tying seven people together.

    But there was only ever one word that applied to Taako and Magnus.

    (A collection of short, stand-alone vignettes.)

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    English
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    3/?
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    44
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    290
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    28
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    1,598
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    A hundred years, a hundred worlds, a hundred stories. The seventy-first starts off poorly (though not nearly as poorly as some) and honesty, like violence, can be brutal.

    Taako is fed up. Magnus feels guilty. Lup lashes out. Merle saves the day.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    65
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    630
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    90
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    3,926
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    Candlenights at the Burnsides home; the first time they've all been together since the day they saved the world. A time of peace and comfort and joy. But too much wine, too little tact, and too many things left unsaid can really spoil the mood.

    Taako explodes. Magnus lays down the law. Lucretia steps out. Merle makes peace the only way he knows how.

    A family is a family, for better and for worse.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    1
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    27
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    293
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    32
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    1,699
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    Angus McDonald doesn't think of himself as a child, and hasn't for many years. But he is still twelve years old, and some traumas take a long time to heal.

    Angus remembers. Taako tells a story. Profundity is, often, entirely accidental.

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    45
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    786
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    54
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    4,554
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    Taako doesn't make many promises, and he doesn't stick his neck out for just anyone. But the promises he does make, he keeps. And there are some people he'd do anything for.

    Kravitz steps aside. Angus is left out. Taako settles a score.

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    English
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    1/1
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    40
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    62
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    3,516
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    Kravitz receives an unusually urgent summons -- his Queen wishes to speak with him, and she seems less than pleased.

    The grim reaper receives a reprimand. The god of death always gets what she wants.

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    It's a very special day, and Angus is fully prepared for it. Taako, however, isn't. Not in the least.

    Angus makes something special. Taako learns you don't have to accept something for it be true.

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    Comments:
    43
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    619
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    3,116
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    The end of a raucous evening out on the town of Goldcliff takes a turn for the therapeutic.

    Taako is honest for once. Kravitz confesses a fear. A promise is made, and kept.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    531
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    57
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    2,760
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    They've come a long way, but even ten years after the world was saved, they're still not quite where they should be. A whim, a missing painting, and a handful of near-death experiences help a flip wizard and his apprentice bridge the gap.

    Taako does his best. Angus takes some risks. Introductions are made, bonds are tested, and lessons are learned — better late than never.

    Language:
    English
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    56,174
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    527
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    962
    Bookmarks:
    238
    Hits:
    12,037
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    It's a beautiful morning on a hill in the Dales, and Angus knows something isn't right.

    Taako imbibes. Angus inquires.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    491
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3,172

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