anonymouslouse
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La Signora Does Not Like This by anonymouslouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Jun 2023
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a couple venture into Fatui Pizzeria for their honeymoon dinner. the mafia is more than happy to assist in their romance. signora, however, does not like it.
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“Well, it’s their honeymoon weekend. They deserve to have nice food.” Dottore looked scandalised. He was uncharacteristically supportive of this ridiculous venture. Maybe it was because they were stupid tourists willing to pay for food they didn’t order.
Either way, Signora did not like this collective effort a single bit, candles, lights, food and all. It was worse because she wasn’t even leading it.
“Just get it done. And edible.”
Series
- Part 7 of Fatui Pizzeria (mafia au)
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Zapolyarny Weekly Newsletter | Issue #45 by anonymouslouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Feb 2023
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A copy of the 45th issue of a Snezhnayan newsletter circulating around Zapolyarny Palace.
This week's issue includes a skincare routine, sparring tips, Teyvat's Top 10 Sexiest Celebs!, and weekly reports of the occurrences around the Palace.
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Doctor Dottore, M.D., And a Wanderer by anonymouslouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jan 2023
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four mafia members launder money at an auction. spoilers: they're not very good at it.
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Signora frowned. “I don’t mind helping. But people will surely recognise me if I step foot into there since the pizzeria is registered under my face.”
“I’d rather die,” Dottore said, seriously, “than go to a convention of rich people and talk to them.”
“I’ll be taking out the bodyguards.” Childe added, as well, in a display of the obvious.
Eyes turned to Scaramouche.
“What the fuck are you all lookin’ at me for?”
Series
- Part 6 of Fatui Pizzeria (mafia au)
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and i don't want the world to see me by anonymouslouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Oct 2022
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Tell me – how does it feel to be the hunter, holding glory in a heretic’s gilded cup, overflowing with the blood of the Gods, and not the hunted for once?
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Spring Cleaning (Childe Edition) by anonymouslouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Sep 2022
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how to make sure a bunch of exterminators will never find the dead body in your pizza parlour's pizza: a guide by tartaglia!
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Childe felt a tear trickle down the corner of his eye (which was probably sweat) as he stared up at the lights and silently thanked the heavens, Signora’s voice droning on in the background.
Consigliere Pantalone smiled back down at him benevolently, his incisor glinting gold.
Series
- Part 5 of Fatui Pizzeria (mafia au)
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in which the fatui is teyvat's most notorious mafia 'family'.
enter four caporegime; la signora, scaramouche, tartaglia, and il dottore.running a pizza place as a cover for a newly set up base of operations is no joke for four 'fools', especially considering half of them can't cook and the other half can't socialise.
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