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    With no recollection of the supposed ‘battle’ against the Media Overlords, Lucifer is left to his own devices in figuring out why he returned to the hotel bruised and battered, better yet why he is unable to do anything about it. And with the Radio Demon trailing behind him, as he does, he would soon find out it was a shared predicament.

    Tldr: post season 2 fic, kinda leaning into executioner theory if you squint

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    25 Dec 2025

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    “And you are?” Lucifer asked with apprehension, his visible eyes narrowing slightly.

    “Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!” The red guy- Alastor apparently said quickly, shaking Lucifer’s cane with a grin that seemed a bit tight.

    “It’s nice to finally put a face, or mask, to the name! You are much shorter in real life!” Lucifer was not going to like this guy, was he?

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    Lucifer was heavily scarred during his fall from heaven. And not just mentally. So he hides his face at every moment possible. No one in hell has seen the entirety of his scars.

    This annoying red guy seems to be trying to change that last statement, however.

    Title is from the song “The World’s Greatest Actor” by Milk in the Microwave (i think)

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    29 Nov 2025