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That night in the forest, as he saved Naruto from Mizuki, Umino Iruka unlocked a new ability within himself that would change the course of history itself… and apparently, it involves a lot of cooking on his part.
Oh, and being a soothsayer or some shit.
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It's late. Iruka is tired, and they have paperwork to fill out.
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Iruka humms awkwardly, unsure of how to phrase 'I was doing illegal experiments trying to come up with a new seal for Kotetsu because I'm a sucker for heartfelt monologues about the power of love like the disaster gay I am’ without admitting to clandestine activities or his habit of crying at sad poetry late at night.
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How… odd, Loki thinks, fumbling around his apartment, I lost my helmet again.
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"… You look pretty in blue.", is all he answers with a smile, and lifts his hand to trace the lines on the trickster's forehead, but the moment he touches them, they disappear, leaving behind pale pink skin. (They are melting away, he thinks with the odd poetic wonder that sometimes makes its appearance in his head, like the snowflakes that land on your fingertip, perfect, beautiful and fragile.)
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Brushing debris off of the note, Iruka gently unfolded it, trying not to rip the damp creases.
"Ukki-san enjoys watering three times a week, gentle dusting of his leaves, and daily haiku readings. He tells me the light from your bedroom window is perfect.
He would like to thank you for taking care of him, and tells me I owe you two favors now.
Back in twelve days.
P.S. A perfect mission report is worth at least four favors, sensei, so think of something else."A henohenomoheji stared at Iruka in place of a signature.
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21 Nov 2025
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“Are you planning to keep my hair tie?” Iruka asked suddenly, a hint of amusement in his voice.
“I’m holding it prisoner for crimes against the citizens of Konoha.”
“What are the charges?”
Kakashi smiled, twirling the band around his forefinger like a kunai. “Perjury and willful concealment.”
Iruka huffed and shook his head, lips thinning in a way that made Kakashi think he was holding back a grin. “You know, if I’d realized you had such a thing for long hair, I would have started wearing mine down years ago.”
Kakashi’s thumb caught the hair band, halting its revolution.
“Years?”
(Or, in which Iruka asks for a single night, and gets a whole lot more.)
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21 Nov 2025
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Kakashi avoided relationships. He didn't want to put others in danger. So he couldn't understand why there was a face staring back at him, as a sub-entry to his own, in this Bingo Book. Umino Iruka (lover) the caption read. It didn't matter that it wasn't true. The Book was fact, and to Kakashi's enemies, Iruka had just become a weakness they could exploit.
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18 Feb 2019
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That one special person to annoy for the rest of my life by StsFish
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Feb 2019
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Tony和Loki的拉斯维加斯之旅最终以喝醉了告终——他们还结了婚,两人都很吃惊。Loki成为一位忠实的丈夫,Tony也是,所以他们就这样过喽。
偷偷的。
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04 Feb 2019
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Honestly, the fact that StsFish took the time and energy to translate my fic into Chinese just blows my mind! <3
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Shinobi Enforcement Agency is the only bounty station (un)officially recognized by all of the Five Great Nations. It'd be the best place to bring in targets, if only there wasn't so much paperwork involved.
When they don't seem interested in taking out the new missing-nin in town, Kakashi wants to know why.
(Or, the one where both Kakashi and Iruka are missing-nin bounty hunters who go after the same target.)
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01 Feb 2019

