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no nut kinkvember day 18: kellogg’s cornflakes
After some chewing and swallowing, Kazunari looks contemplatively at sols bowl. "Omimi, did you know the guy who invented cornflakes did it to stop people masturbating?"
The whole scene is just like Kazunari—a terribly simple meal, a ridiculous fun fact, charming and smart all the same. It makes Omi smile. Kazunari often makes him smile. "No, I didn't know."
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rarepair week day 6: opening night. two old friends catch up.
The split second of silence punctures the conversation. Air rushes in, filling the room with clarity that wasn't there before; knowledge from forbidden fruit. Kasumi is suddenly aware of their proximity; of their location, tucked away in this corner. Aware she’d admitted her attraction and Syu had asked for more. Aware the night isn’t over yet, and it glimmers with possibilities she’d never thought to consider.
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sleepless night by assortedporn (assortedwords)
Fandoms: 魔法使いの約束 | Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku | Promise of Wizard (Video Game)
25 Jan 2022
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there's no way these two didn't fuck like rabbits coming back from that island (post-campeggio)
Brad raises an eyebrow. “So this is how we’re doing it?”
Nero wishes he would shut up. Nero wishes everything and everyone would shut up. But he can’t ever fucking have that, so the next best option is fucking his ex.
“You complainin’?”
Brad smirks. “No. Come try and tame me, Mr. Eastern Chef.”
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untitled #2 by assortedporn (assortedwords) for ohvictor
Fandoms: 魔法使いの約束 | Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku | Promise of Wizard (Video Game)
25 Nov 2021
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haha what would u do if i was there (fanfic for in pieces by ohvictor)
Brad's still got briefs on—and a packer in there, judging by the bulge. He runs his hands down his thighs a few times, teasing, and inches his briefs down his hips little by little. Nero's about to salivate from the sight of Brad's hipbones alone, which is maybe a little pathetic, but in Nero’s defense, he hasn't ever really gotten over Brad, and—oh holy fuck Brad's briefs are off.
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untitled #1 by assortedporn (assortedwords)
Fandoms: 魔法使いの約束 | Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku | Promise of Wizard (Video Game)
18 Oct 2021
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i'm not even gonna pretend there was a point to this (aibou era)
Nero’s cock aches. Brad’s feet are hardly enough stimulation, but his voice is mocking, his socks sticky with Nero's precum. Brad has to feel Nero on him too, the mess soaking through the expensive fabric. Proof of Nero’s filth. All of it makes him burn.
"I bet you want to," Brad goes on darkly. He wipes his soiled foot onto Nero's stomach, smearing it back onto him. "You wanna touch me, don't'cha? Want me to touch you? Want me to make you cum?"
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in penis (in pieces fanfic) by assortedporn (assortedwords), assortedwords
Fandom: 魔法使いの約束 | Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku | Promise of Wizard (Video Game)
03 Apr 2022
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Nami clenches her jaw, tries to smile, fails, and settles on a badly-disguised grimace. “You're saying you wanna sample the goods?”
Robin finally drags her eyes away from Sanji, who is unknowingly offering them quite the view of his backside squeezed in his tailored pants. “I'm saying, why haven't you?”It’s like a lighting bolt shot directly through her spine. “W-well,” Nami chokes out, sweating cold under Robin’s gentle but unwavering gaze. “Because he's Sanji! We're crewmates!”
All she gets in response from Robin is a shrug, and Nami feels even more flustered in the face of her total nonchalance. “So?”A version of events where Sanji has enough game to pull a woman on every island they visit, and Nami watches from the sidelines as it becomes increasingly difficult to say no to a man everyone else is saying yes to—a man who would prefer her above anyone else.
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28 Apr 2024
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They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. It seemed like Majima was hell bent on testing that theory.
(aka five times Majima treated Kiryu, and one time where Kiryu paid it back in full.)
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23 Sep 2023
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I just can’t wait for love to destroy us by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
25 Jan 2023
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There are small things to be noticed, if you know to look, that make Vash just a little less human.
(Or, Wolfwood warms up to the parts of Vash that aren’t quite human.)
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19 Feb 2023
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the tenderness wolfwood treats vash with in this fic made me tear up more than once. i also cannot stop rereading this!
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well I want you (baby it’s all I do) by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
16 Feb 2023
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Kissing Vash always feels like he’s kneeling and worshipping, praying into his mouth, accepting every little noise he makes, every part of him that he places into Wolfwood’s hands. He selfishly wants every piece he can take, wants to cradle his entirety in his rough palms, wants to pretend like he’s even worthy of holding this wondrous creature so close.
(Or, Plants go through heat. Wolfwood helps.)
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19 Feb 2023
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holy fucking shit i've reread this so many times
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“Never would’ve guessed you’d be this shy,” Kuwana tells him in a strange voice.
Yagami can’t help but meet his gaze again. The intensity of it is almost shocking; Kuwana is looking at him as if he’s seeing him in a new light. Yagami absentmindedly touches his cheek, skin hot under the pads of his fingers. A unique and rare kind of embarrassment lights him aflame.
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26 Oct 2022
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oh my god i can't stop rereading this. perfectly characterized yagami and kuwana-flavoured snark, topped with excellent dialogue and trans kuwana (my fav kuwana) as the cherry on top. chef's kiss