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“Right,” Niall started, finally getting the opportunity to unleash his horrible plan. “Well, as you both know, I’m an excellent matchmaker. A human Cupid.The best of the best at finding one's mate. And I’ve decided it’s time to make money doing it.”
“Oh, God no,” Louis groaned, picking up his empty plate and placing it in the sink. He needed to escape as quickly as possible.
Or the one where Niall enlists his friends to help start a speed dating side hustle. Things don't go as planned... or maybe they do?
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02 May 2023
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Louis can’t believe he’s third wheeling, again, so he scans the bar trying to find something better to do.
And as he does, he recognizes a face.
That face looks angry, almost fuming and Louis takes a gulp from his beer and looks to the other side, pretending he didn’t even see the bloke, pretending he has no clue who that person coming over his way is.
“You’ve told everyone and their mother that I’m a bad fucker?!”
That’s how Harry greets him.
Smooth.
Not really.
The one in which Harry is bad at sex and Louis spreads it all over town and to make up for it, decides to help him with no agenda of getting anything from it, but in the end, he ends up getting more than he bargained for.
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30 Mar 2023
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Now I'm Begging for Footnotes in the Story of Your Life by chris_trepidation (orphan_account)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
04 Dec 2022
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Harry and Louis are engaged, but a few months before the wedding Louis realises that they don't like each other, so instead of ending the engagement two of them go head-to-head in an all out prank war.
In the battle of who will end the engagement first.
or a You Deserve Each Other AU where Louis' nemesis also happens to be his fiancé
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21 Feb 2023
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"So you're using me and my kitchen for a bigger paycheck?" Harry asks. "What do I get out of it?"
"What do you-" Louis parrots in disbelief. "I get a job that doesn't make me work ten hour shifts just to barely pay my rent while you get three meals a day cooked for you."
"So, what, you're like some glorified housewife?"
Housewife, personal chef, Louis doesn't care. Contract's signed and done; T's crossed and I's dotted. Louis will wear an apron and twirl his hair all pretty if that's what he wants. Even if the job feels more like some drawn out jail sentence, Louis hopes this isn't going to be a long summer.
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29 Jan 2023
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“I should go over there,” Harry says suddenly. “Louis looks cold.”
“Yeah, sure, you should go over there,” Niall says dryly. “God forbid you let Louis finish a conversation with an alpha who looks remotely interested in him.”
Harry rolls his eyes, refusing to let his cheeks heat under Niall’s watchful gaze.
“I don’t– whatever you think it is I’m doing, I’m not. You’re talking complete shit right now.”
There’s a possibility that Niall is spot on. But what’s some mild gaslighting among friends?
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OR - Harry doesn’t do relationships. He has a perfectly enjoyable friends-with-benefits agreement with a perfectly lovely omega, and he doesn’t see the need to change that anytime soon. The small fact that Louis giving his attention to another alpha makes Harry want to put his head through a wall isn’t nearly as much of an issue as everyone’s making it out to be.
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18 Jan 2023