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working harder, not smarter by badcostume
Fandoms: 终极笔记 | Ultimate Note (TV), 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei
13 Jul 2025
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Honest conversation doesn't happen at a resting heart rate.
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“In truth, this is not how my lord wanted you entertained,” Wu Yan said.
With a very deliberate movement, he unhooked and set down his sword. -
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In the air, Li Xiangyi is radiant.
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The warm embrace of his regard, even if shared, still seemed an incredible bounty. No matter how she felt, she was certain he would come to her.
It was a duty, and Young Hero Fang always did his duty.
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Di Feisheng would get the same humid-warm smell of all people wrapped for sleep, a body at rest and accumulating the sweat of the night. He would sometimes detangle the glossy ends of his long hair with a carved wooden comb. He had a bit of the gentle herbal nonsense all noblemen carried in their sachets to smell good during the summer, which he tucked into his sleeve every morning. He parted his hair with his forefingers. He allowed all of this to be viewed.
It was, as Fang Duobing muttered to himself over and over, deeply weird. -
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“We have one hour to do what?” Li Lianhua asked Liu Xiaoyu.
“Summon forth your internal energy through symbolic and empowered fornication,” she said.
There was a pause.
“Fuck someone with the mask,” she clarified.
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“Who?” Shuai Jiamo asked.
Cheng Renqing sighed.
“You, dummy,” he said, and returned to the side of his burden, who he supposed was his soon-to-be-second wife. He put two gentle hands on the sides of his face. “We’ll make you a girl.” -
zenith by badcostume
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
24 Jan 2024
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After a century sunken in the living death of disgrace, the only way out was an heir.
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“I don’t fuck. With. Ghosts,” Luis says, emphasizing each point with a raised finger.
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- Part 2 of BODIES BODIES BODIES!
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something borrowed, something blue by badcostume, goodcostume (badcostume)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
16 Sep 2023
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"Bullshit," Neymar says, arms crossed as he surveys the four of them. "Did you really think I was gonna fall for this? I mean, ‘guess what, we need you to marry Leo for tax reasons,’ like, do you think I’m an idiot or something?”
Neymar and Leo get married for tax reasons.
Set in 2014/2015ish, with many liberties taken.
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Leo walks in on himself jerking off in the weight room. It only gets weirder from there.
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- Part 1 of BODIES BODIES BODIES!
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Leo has never had a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. Or anything romantic, the way Xavi and Andres seem to be, gripping each other in the foggy maintenance level all the new recruits use to have a private cry. In his decades in space, shuttling from station to destroyer and back, rinse and repeat, it had never really seemed necessary.
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not everything feels like something else by goodcostume (badcostume)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
18 Dec 2022
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Every national call-up was a variation on a theme.
(Kun and Leo in Qatar.)
ETA 12/19 DALE CAMPEONESSSSSSS
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- Part 2 of Gold prize baby
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Dani runs through all of Leo’s hot extended relatives who could be visiting and comes up with nothing, then tries to imagine what it would take to make a gorgeous but really, really strange Messi-couple threesome happen; how drunk everyone would have to be at eleven am and where, even, they would find a babysitter for that kind of thing. Speaking of the Mrs, though--
“Antonella is very beautiful,” Dani says, deliberately.
“No,” Neymar says, instantly. “Never. It wasn’t her. Not her.”
“Okay,” Dani says, and then it hits him, stupidly obvious, with a shock like getting punched in the nose, “Oh my god.”
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[This is a re-upload of a deleted fic from 2014.]
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Fin carried one of his bags and complained about it the whole time, perhaps to reorient them both in the quickly developing freakshow weirdness that was living with a work acquaintance.
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Season of Reversals by badcostume
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
23 Aug 2022
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[It used to be that we could use the desert to our advantage,] the warrior said. [But now it takes more work to use those advantages. They are not afraid of us. They shot us like womp rats. They think of us as animals.]
They turned to look at Boba.
[Would you pay an animal?]
I know you, Boba heard, somewhere in his memory. Dawning recognition, a smirk. That’s a clone’s voice.(The Tuskens anticipate and fend off the Pyke counter-attack. Things escalate anyway.)
(Alternately, and more in the tasteless spirit that this is intended, How Boba Got His Groove Back.) -
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We begin, the Sphinx says, and gravity shifts, increasing so much that Marc crumples to his knees.
“Marc!” Steven yells, and then they’re in the riddle.
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“Aren’t you kind of old for your first betrothal?” Vigil asked.
“I’m only 38,” Chris said. “I’m not a fucking crone."
[Sword & Sorcery AU where Christopher Smith, fearsome knight and son of the hated White Dragon, is married off. Things go to shit, as they usually do.]
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“I know you’ve had sex before,” Chris said. “You cannot actually believe that. In fact, it’s the opposite. Women have to come at least twice during sex or they, you know.”
He gestured vaguely around Harcourt’s opposite ear.
“Die,” Adrian said, confidently.[the vigilante/peacemaker/harcourt threesome nobody asked for]
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"Nihil would say it was the coke, but she was privately of the opinion that Terzo had been a lost cause from birth."
Or, the story of how Terzo became pope.