beancurds
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
Series
- Part 1 of have your cake
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,595
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 137
- Kudos:
- 7,290
- Bookmarks:
- 1,278
- Hits:
- 76,277
Bookmarked by beancurds
11 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
While in Castrum Kremnos with Mydei and Caelus, Phainon makes a mistake. Mydei will be the one to pay for it.
Bookmarked by beancurds
10 Jan 2026
-
URGENT: is it a problem if i have a problem with the implications of hybrid production. this is very important so can you call me back? thanks. this is phainon, in case you deleted my number by dirtmemer
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
The problem with Phainon is that—well. There's actually no problem with Phainon, if you discount the fact that he works six days a week and spends his single day off being on-call; his intertwining savior-hero-martyr complex (according to Cyrene); his ugly rusted beat-up truck (according to Hyacine); his general demeanor and boring lifestyle (according to Cipher).
In which Phainon has an ethical crisis.
Bookmarked by beancurds
10 Jan 2026
-
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in by SettingSparks (sprx77), sprx77
Fandoms: Naruto
15 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
“He’s been through a lot, Sakura.” Naruto chided, petting Sasuke’s face. “He deserves to get railed.”
Sasuke bit half-heartedly at his fingers.
“He’s a brat and he deserves to get wrecked.” She countered. Her knuckles brushed against the underside of his dick and he twitched hard.
“I’m leaving you both and moving to Haru.” Sasuke threatened under his breath. Sakura slapped his ass playfully and his mouth dropped open around a moan.
Kinktober Day 24: threesome or oral
Series
- Part 22 of Kinktober is 20/20
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,857
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 9
- Kudos:
- 593
- Bookmarks:
- 127
- Hits:
- 15,326
Bookmarked by beancurds
08 Jan 2026
-
Complete Vulnerability and Trust by GoldenEyesObsession for Underneaththesheets
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2021
Tags
Summary
After bringing Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto found his obsession took on a new dimension.
More than ten years later, he's still obsessed with Sasuke, and probably always will be.
--
“Forgive me for wanting everyone to know you’re mine.”
“Everyone already knows,” Sasuke says, sounding tired. Naruto kisses the ring on Sasuke’s finger. Everyone knows that the Hokage is married to the former missing-nin, that’s true, but the need to stake his claim is never wholly slaked.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,091
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 58
- Kudos:
- 2,152
- Bookmarks:
- 362
- Hits:
- 24,777
Bookmarked by beancurds
08 Jan 2026