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    Written for the ficwip February challenge 'hey, sweetheart' and combined with a Tumblr ask prompt!

     

    “You’ll be here all week? Terrible that you’re workin’ on Valentine’s Day,” Doris tuts disapprovingly, “you ought to be spendin’ it with your special someone.”

     

    “I ain’t got a special someone right now,” Dean assures her kindly, leaning back in his chair, tapping the table that separates him from Doris and her husband, “and I don’t mind working.”

     

    “Well, of course you do!” Doris exclaims.

     

    “I work most holidays, I really don’t mind –”

     

    “No, you’ve got a special someone,” Doris corrects, eyeing him critically, smirking in a way that crinkles all of her many wrinkles, “a woman like me can tell.”

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    28 Nov 2025

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    "Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

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    26 Nov 2022

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  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Hypothetically, if you were able to go back in time, how dangerous would it be to, like, make friends. Or whatever.” 

    “Well … I don’t think making friends would upset the balance of the universe, or anything. Just, you know, don’t fall in love.”

    Frank is in the midst of a quarter-life crisis, and a divine intervention comes in the form of accidentally traveling sixty years into the past at the (literal) push of a button.

    Featuring a watch that doesn’t just tell time, an antique store owner who may or may not be a witch, and world war two — obviously.

    What follows is one for the history books.

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    05 Sep 2022