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Five adventurers set out to save the world...only if they don’t kill each other first. Welcome to Dumbasses & Dragons. Monsters and mayhem. Danger, undead and revenge, this group needs to figure out their issues and save the world. If only they could get their dice to cooperate.
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12 May 2026
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Here they are, in the curse’s domain, with the rule of ‘Play House, or Die.’
A perfect family; two kids, a boy and a girl. Mother, and Father.
Issue.
Sukuna’s ‘wife’, is his sister. His younger sister, who he spent all their high school years defending from the hyenas who surround them panting for a sniff up her skirt.
“If we just act like a couple on like… a sitcom? I’ll kiss your cheek, we share a room, fade to black, yeah? It’ll be fine.” Yuuji says.
No way this can possibly go wrong.
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- Part 1 of Skitsk Week 2022
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06 May 2026
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What compels Ichigo to ask is beyond him. His brain's still sloshing with too much epinephrine and the hypnotic swish of Grimmjow's tail doesn't stop him from blurting out, "Can you do that partial resurrección thing with your tail?"
"Why the fuck would I ever need to do that?"
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05 May 2026
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Ichigo Kurosaki was the strongest alpha of all three worlds, but he wanted nothing more than to relinquish control to someone else.
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03 May 2026
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“It’s an aphrodisiac,” Urahara says simply, disappearing into the kitchen only to return a moment later with the honey bottle in question. Now, taking a second look, at the pink bottle…the logo…maybe Ichigo had missed a couple signs that it wasn’t normal honey. But, sue him, why would he ever jump to something like that? Wait–.
“So,” he starts, feeling tense inside. “When you say…aphrodisiac…”
Beside him, Grimmjow is as still as a statue. “You stupid fucker, Kurosaki.”Or, how a bright pink bottle of special honey affects an arrancar who already has a one track mind for a certain red-headed idiot.
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02 May 2026