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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick,” Phil sings into the microphone connected to the Xbox. It’s slightly off-rhythm, and he grins and stares right at Dan as he continues onto the next lyric. “I want to take a ride on your disco stick.”

    (A fic based on the moment from “What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4” where DnP mention they’ve sung LoveGame countless times on an old karaoke video game.)

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    30 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Phil had been good. He’d been funny and entertaining, and he’d tied Dan’s cheap-ass garter on his gorgeously plush thigh without so much as a wayward nip to the skin that was all but begging for it. Now, the sweet smell of baked goods is wafting through the air, and there's something edible on the kitchen counter, and the end screen is filmed, and Phil is no longer interested in being good.

    “Dan,” he says, voice tight in his throat.

    Or: The aftermath of filming the 2025 Halloween Baking video.

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    29 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Dan and Phil are set to go on their first holiday together to Portugal when a volcano ruins their plans. They end up taking an unexpected trip to Blackpool instead.

    (Set in April 2010.)

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    24 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    The hiatus was supposed to save them. Instead, it only pushed them further apart.

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    In 2019, Dan and Phil broke up and it nearly broke them for good. Now in 2025, Phil's YouTube career is going stronger than ever, and Dan's about to have his big breakthrough in television. When a chance encounter pushes them back together, both Phil and Dan have to decide if they really understand who they are in this new era, and what hurts more, being together or being apart.

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    The End! Complete! Enjoy the full romance novel!

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    23 Jul 2026

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    The way world-famous Fontanian celebrity Navia Caspar acts on camera is nothing like how she acts away from it. As her newly hired bodyguard and long-time confidant, Clorinde would know.

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    30 May 2026