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The Going Merry has a mouse infestation. Despite Usopp's attempts, Sanji has yet to find a solution to the problem. Enter Zoro, the world's deadliest mouser.
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Zoro is the ship's cat and expects rewards.
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17 Jan 2026
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Trafalgar Law asking for his hand in marriage was a joyous occasion for everyone but him.
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09 Jan 2026
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Luffy has a stalker.
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09 Jan 2026
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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30 Dec 2025
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Harry hates being photographed more than just about anything. Turns out, he hates the idea of saying no to Luna just a little bit more. Featuring a very rude furry tuxedo, questionable poses, nude underwear, and multiple intentional nip slips.
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06 Sep 2025