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When Kris opens the suspicious drawer, what falls out takes you by surprise.
AKA, a rat's-eye view of everyone's favorite funny haha shitpost canon Spamtenna interaction from chapter 3. Because sometimes all it takes is a little shift in perspective. And considering the pre-existing context can really [$#&*] a guy up.
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Where were you, why did it look like a theater backstage, and why was there a 20-foot tall TV man?? What the fuck. You’re dreaming, obviously, clearly you must be dreaming. So you're doomed to be anxious even in your sleep? Is this how all lucid dreams work?
An abrupt meeting with a very friendly, very chatty, almost weirdly eager TV man gets you a special night out on the town. The sinking feeling in your stomach threatens to drown you alive, but you were always too curious for your own good.
You don't turn away—you lean in.
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna
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Bookmarked by bittercrystalshards
10 Nov 2025
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After arriving at Castle Town, Tenna tries in vain to get in touch with his ex-husband. Following Spamton around in the hopes of striking up a conversation, his attention is caught by a strange ring: Dark, made of thorns, and hurting Spamton to the point of rendering his entire finger useless. A good excuse for a conversation, but it all seems so strange to Tenna. Spamton never wore much jewelry when they were still partners, and the only ring Tenna can remember him ever wearing is their wedding ring—but that was such a long time ago.
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11 Sep 2025
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Just as Tenna is about to lose all hope as a source of fun and entertainment, a peculiar jester appears before him asking for a game, game! Ever the people pleaser, Tenna decides to indulge his request and hosts a very special show for him.
Bookmarked by bittercrystalshards
05 Sep 2025
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Spamton recently got into a relationship with his business partner with the intent that it wouldn't be anything more than a fling that would boost his ratings.
Several weeks later it's spiraled into a mess and to make matters worse, his other boyfriend just showed up in his dressing room.
Bookmarked by bittercrystalshards
05 Sep 2025
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"Isn't it 'dancing with the stars'?" You asked quietly. Tenna's hand grasped onto your shoulder.
"No, silly! This is a fully original idea," Tenna beamed at you. His arm retracted from your shoulders, gesturing to the screen. "Rhythm dance games are all the rage nowadays, see!"
Bookmarked by bittercrystalshards
10 Aug 2025

