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Erling Haaland is invited to his ex-girlfriend's wedding in Hawaii. Tired of his parents' pitiful comments, he tells a little white lie involving a certain English midfielder.
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13 Aug 2026
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Kylian is broken, his father's words engraved deep in his heart.
Jude hates his guts, but inevitably ends up falling into the loophole that is love. After all, hate and love are almost the same thing.
«— sois prêt de tes amis les plus chers..Mais aussi, encore plus près de tes adversaires.»
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09 Aug 2026
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Jude and Kylian decide it's best to break up as their little rendezvous has come too far. It's best to dissolve things before they get too serious.
Until Jude wakes up to another reality. An ABO reality where all of his dreams have come true.
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09 Aug 2026
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After Borussia Dortmund’s 5–0 demolition of Bayern Munich in 2021, a drunken Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland accidentally wander onto a millionaire’s private estate, mistaking it for a public park. Security cameras capture them feeding koi fish pretzels, climbing on historic statues, and getting hopelessly lost before they unknowingly leave… only to be hit with a civil lawsuit days later.
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08 Aug 2026
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Kylian Mbappé moves to Real Madrid and Jude Bellingham shows up at his door with coffee, rearranges his living room, and somehow becomes the best thing about the city. They fall in love, gradually, and then all at once.
Then the season shifts, the press crowns Kylian the new king of Madrid, and Jude starts leaving in small ways before he goes completely.
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05 Aug 2026