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    r/offmychest • Apr 22

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    I have a crush on my husband.

     

    This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever said in my life, but I need to say it because I’m going fucking insane.

    Everyone told me about the honeymoon phase. I’ve known him for fifteen years, been with him for eight, and married for three. I should be past the fucking honeymoon phase by now.

    I am not.

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    Lance, as all children in Garris have, grows his milk teeth on brandied honey and dark tales of the Dark Wood. The forest that cradles his home has long been governed by malicious intent, doing its best to lure, ensnare, and consume anyone with an open ear to its whispers.

    He never thought he'd be stupid enough to follow them.

    Now trapped in its enchantment, Lance's only hope to break free rests with Keith and Shiro, two brothers living in a dead witch's house. But first, he's going to learn something about hunger.

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    "What's your name?", Kirishima asked as if it would change anything.

    "Dynamight", his voice was sharp, like a match being struck.

    "Dynamite?"

    "Dynamight", he corrected him, emphasizing the last syllable with a growl at the back of his throat. Mighty, Kirishima thought, that's what he is. A defiant statue kicked to the ground though not willing to shatter. Kirishima wanted to chisel away piece by piece until the rough hull was gone and all edges were smooth - until they were only two people tangled up in a dark room breaking rules in the most brilliant, unstoppable way.

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    25 Aug 2021

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    “Happy birthday, Eijirou," Katsuki said, a mix of a smile and a smirk on his face but he looked so genuine as he stared up at Eijirou. "Wanna marry me?"

    And before Eijirou could even stutter, Katsuki said a pointed, "You know you're legally bound to say yes."

    "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEGALLY BOUND?!"

    "I'm sure I've got the contract somewhere."

    Holy shit. Holy fucking shit, Eijirou knew what this was about.

    "Katsuki," Eijirou said after a deep breath, a hand resting a little shakily over his brow. "We wrote that when we were seventeen in red crayon that I found under my bed."

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    Fallback Marriage Pact

    This contract hereby states that if the two parties, Bakugou Katsuki and Kirishima Eijirou, are both extremely pathetically single by the time they are thirty years old then they will engage in holy matrimony.

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    where pro-hero Eijirou has just turned thirty and he’s so alone, until his old best friend from high school suddenly turns up on his doorstep on his knee courtesy of the fallback marriage pact they made thirteen years ago. To hell if he’s not dreaming.

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    “I shouldn’t have moved out of the way,” Katsuki sighs. “I should have let that fucking asshole hit us, honestly, a broken back would be better than this.”
    Masochist, Eijirou thinks and, in the second right before Katsuki chokes and focuses intensely on salvaging what's left of their midnight haul, he realizes that this might be a problem.

    Bakugou and Kirishima get hit by a quirk that lets them hear each others' thoughts. It goes much better (and much worse) than either of them expect.

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    10 May 2021