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SILLY NUZI FICS BC THEY R SILLY AND I LOVE THEM by buglikeanange1
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
03 Oct 2024
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collection of random nuzi fluff one shots bc nuzi is my comfort ship and they r epic
i take requests just no guarantee ill write them quickly :p
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Nothing is Gained by Not Gathering Roses by rosasynstylae for Frosticenow
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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Bilbo may be a gentlehobbit, but he knows better than to just lay about doing nothing all day. He works as a prostitute at one of the finest brothels in Hobbiton, when it suits him.
He's certainly glad of his choice of occupation when a handsome dwarrow comes in looking to lose his virginity.
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“That’s fine. I know what your friend wanted for you, but, Thorin- what do you want out of this?”
“I want Dwalin and Dís to stop nagging me about finding someone to warm my bed.” Thorin ended the statement with a small huff and Bilbo found himself biting his lip to hold back a smile. That was- it was funny.
“If that’s all you’d like, I can give you a hickey and we can play cards until it’s time to sleep.” It wouldn’t be the first time he’d done something like that, though Bilbo couldn’t deny that he was a little disappointed with the notion of missing out on sleeping with Thorin. The dwarrow was handsome. But this wasn’t about Bilbo, after all.
A flush crept down Thorin’s neck again, and he shook his head. “I- I suppose I’d also like to- to have you. To touch you.”
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