calicofiasco

A cartoon portrait of a pinkish-red calico cat with a thought bubble above its head.



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    She was tired, lightheaded, and in pain with every breath. “I’m not running around in this state questioning the entire army about flowers. Stop being childish and tell me.”

    “Very well. You must tell this...person how you feel. When they reciprocate, you’ll be cured. Then you can go back to being my weapon to wield against that woman.”

    “That’s it?”

    The rumble in his chest was much closer to a true laugh than before. “Most would not consider that a trivial task, Professor.”


    Byleth coughs up flowers, and Dimitri... well, he's not making things any easier for her.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    What if Usagi and Mamoru had long been together when Usagi stumbled over a cat with a bandaid on her kitty forehead?
    Written for Beej88 in the UsaMamo Spring Exchange 2k20.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Do you think it still means something? To love someone, even if the universe said you had to?

    The odds of having a soulmate are about negative one billion (or something like that). But somehow, like they always have, Marinette and Chat Noir find themselves together. They’re ready to finally tell each other everything, but it turns out that even soulmates have to keep secrets, and they can only be together if they vow never to touch.

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    23 Mar 2025

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    "You killed one of my Harbingers. You can pay with your life, or you can give me something of equal power."

    Trapped in Snezhnayan territory surrounded by the Tsaritsa's remaining Harbingers, Lumine doesn't have much of a choice.

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    30 Jan 2025

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    “You sound like a mortal.” She said, with the faint glimmer of amusement in her eyes. Zagreus chortled too, but then fell silent. Nyx gave him a knowing look. “What is it, my child?”

    “You said the curse is tied into my godhood, right? What if…” The words tasted unnatural in his mouth, a blasphemy before they could even take shape in the air. Zagreus coughed them out regardless. “What if I could shed my divinity? What if I became a mortal?”

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    Or, despite being a god, Zagreus keeps running out of time. A "Zagreus Becomes Mortal" AU.

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    15 Jan 2025