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Sixteen year old Alex Dunne Piastri is done. Not “I hate school” done — but “my divorced parents are still in love and ruining my life” done.
His papa and daddy, Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri, “ended things”… except they absolutely didn’t. They still flirt like it’s a competitive sport, argue over nothing, and send Alex on daily espionage missions: “Do you think your dad misses me today?” or “can you just… make sure your papa's…okay?”
Alex is convinced the divorce was just two emotionally constipated idiots refusing to talk — so he’s taking matters into his own hands. Expect meddling, sabotage, accidental therapy sessions, and an alarming amount of secondhand embarrassment.
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20 Jan 2026
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Lando Norris was prepared for many things when he started secretly dating his boss. Office politics. HR paranoia. Emotional damage. What he wasn’t prepared for was Oscar Piastri being the problem.
Because the calm, controlled CEO who once ran meetings like a machine is now the same man sending flirty Slack messages, scheduling “private check-ins” that last suspiciously long, and — in one truly unforgivable incident — calling Lando sweetheart in front of the entire marketing team.
Lando’s trying to keep things quiet. Oscar’s trying (and failing) to keep his feelings off his face. The office is watching. HR is breathing down their necks. And the secret won’t survive much longer at this rate.
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- Part 2 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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19 Jan 2026
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The Benefits of Having a Baby: A Parent's Guide by Lando and Oscar by Anonymous
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23 Apr 2024
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“Oscar!” Lando shrieks, still staring at the little stick in his trembling hands.
Not two seconds later, his mate bursts through the bathroom door, a panicked look on his usually calm face. Lando supposes it’s fair, and he must look a right mess too, curls practically a nest atop his head and feet bare against the bathroom tile.
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- Part 9 of CX's F1cs
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25 Dec 2025
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Oscar Piastri.
Just some normal guy. Brown hair, brown eyes, thick glasses. Awkward in a cute way. Australian. Perpetually hunches in on himself like he’s trying to appear smaller and unnoticeable.
Unfortunately for Oscar, Lando will always notice him, primarily because they’re coworkers at The Formula-
-but also because he has a devastating crush on the guy, glasses and all.
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- Part 70 of CX's F1cs
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25 Dec 2025
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In Oscar’s defense, he doesn’t mean to slam the door to Lando’s hotel room so loudly.
It’s just that the buildup of stress for the upcoming season and more media duties than he’d frankly like after two early morning testing sessions—early by his standards, anyway—have taken its toll on him. He winces and hopes his boyfriend wasn’t asleep before he so rudely barged in.
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- Part 63 of CX's F1cs
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25 Dec 2025