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God’s truth: It does not occur to Henry until the moment he spies Hans’s heel hanging over the edge of the hangman’s block at Trosky that Birdie of Pirkstein could ever die.
My take on For Whom the Bell Tolls. KCD2 spoilers for said quest. One shot, canon outcome with an established relationship flair.
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The Royal Brat and his Long-Suffering Bodyguard by Mamalazzer
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Oct 2025
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“Oh please,” Hans drawled snootily, his nose so far up in the air it was a wonder it didn't scrape across the ceiling. “This stalker is barely even a real problem.”
Henry frowned, looking back down at the deranged love letters he still had clutched in his hand.
“I dunno,” he said, scratching his head, “the fact they want to wear your arse as a hat seems like a problem. They even drew a diagram, with sewing patterns. And tassels. And sequins on the brim. See?”
In which Hans is a scandal-riddled celebrity royal, Henry is a bodyguard trying to save his noble arse from a homicidal stalker and everyone (but Sam) thinks they should kiss. Also, the Devil’s Pack somehow become the most unlikely group of matchmakers.
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