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• I Will Never Understand How Humans Can Survive This by cathotdog13

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 May 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • June Egbert
  • Jade Harley
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor
  • Wayward Vagabond
  • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
  • Body Horror
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Troll Biology (Homestuck)
  • Oviparous Trolls (Homestuck)
  • Alien Biology
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Mild Gore
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • Past Child Abuse
  • Past Sexual Abuse
  • Medical Trauma
  • Medical Experimentation
  • Medical Conditions
  • Panquadromantic Karkat Vantas
  • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
  • Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues
  • Not Canon Compliant - Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon
  • Minor Calliope/Roxy Lalonde

  Summary

  Karkat is delivered a sickening diagnosis: He's pregnant. It's impossible, he's a troll, how could that even happen? Karkat and Dave struggle to find answers and a solution before the due date, whenever that could be...

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,071

  Chapters:

  10/?

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