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Shane & Svetlana’s Big Day Out (or the mortifying ordeal of being known by someone ilya rozanov loves) by ceemoney
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Mar 2026
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If Shane Hollander knew that this is where he would end up when he first had the thought of getting himself lingerie to wear on Ilya's birthday, he probably would have called the whole thing off.
But Shane isn't psychic. He's just a man who wants to buy a bra, and is immediately overwhelmed with options, cup sizes, band thickness, coverage options and fear.
Thankfully, he knows someone with bra-buying experience that also comes with a heavy background knowledge of what Ilya Rozanov likes, meaning Shane doesn't have to go into excruciating detail when asking for help.
It’s almost perfect. If only Shane could spend more than 10 minutes in her presence without feeling incredibly jealous about her history with his husband.
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Shane and Svetlana bond over hockey, the horrors of bra sizing, hating each other just a little bit and loving Ilya Rozanov a whole heck of alot.