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The big wishes were returned and undone. The people who raised giant walls and armies saw the folly of their ways. But not everyone agreed.
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The Luidaeg and Toby get pizza. And nothing remotely improper ensues.
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They’re Saying It’s the New Grindr, Jeeves by SpaceJackalope for gremdark
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
29 Jul 2025
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"They’re saying it’s the new Grindr, Jeeves.”
“Indeed? I wasn’t aware anything had befallen the old Grindr.”The Drones Club tries out a new dating app. Trouble ensues.
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Bookmarked by celer
01 Aug 2025
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The author has both captured the spirit of the characters and the writing, and updated them *perfectly* to modernity. One of the best fics I have read this year.
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There is a picture in one of the books of a worn young man, heavily scarred with gentle eyes. Remus Lupin, he is identified as. The man who was watching Charles, and presumably Harry. The man who died defending them. Harry traces his fingertips over the man’s face and wonders.
And then he stops, and reels all those thoughts into a tangled knot and tucks it away.
They didn’t want him; that’s fine. He doesn’t want them either.
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Alternatively; Harry James Evans is Sorted Slytherin, desperate to stay hidden from the family that gave him up so many years ago. Severus Snape owes debts to a child presumed dead and the child's tormented godfather; and now he has a cunning, paranoid snake to charm all without tipping anyone else off to the boy's true identity.
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Bookmarked by celer
08 Jan 2024
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It is about emotions, and coaxing an angry cat, and done with beautiful writing.
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First Contact by inwardtransience
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars Legends: New Jedi Order Series - Various Authors, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Feb 2025
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Beth thought she had enough problems to be getting on with, after Voldemort's resurrection only a couple months ago, and the Minister sticking his head in the sand like a stubborn idiot, and the Prophet making arses of themselves. She had a nasty feeling this year was going to be miserable, she'd never felt so ambivalent about going back to Hogwarts. Except she never even makes it that far — she hadn't quite reached King's Cross when fireballs start falling from the sky. On top of everything else going on, now Earth is being attacked by literal space aliens, because apparently the infamous Potter luck has escalated to screwing over the whole damn planet.
At least she was right about the "this year is going to be miserable" part.
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- Part 1 of The Dimitran Fleet
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25 May 2023
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PRojects IN Controlled Environments, version Sith by Beth Winter (BethWinter)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rise of Empire Era - All Media Types
12 Feb 2016
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The overworked project manager on the redesign of the Imperial Lambda-class shuttle gets surprisingly competent feedback from an unknown official on Coruscant. She promptly decides that anyone bored enough to do a technical review of their own free will should be found proper employment for their own good.
Her correspondent has been missing the opportunity to tinker with machinery. It gives him something to do between hunting down rebels.
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Bookmarked by celer
03 Feb 2023
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Sophie, under the influence of truth serum, explains to the team how she would have grifted each of them.
Bookmarked by celer
28 Dec 2022
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Dark Sophie Devereaux. Brilliant stuff.