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    “You’re still a fraud. You’re—you’re a scammer, is what you are. I don’t know how you convinced the hospital administration that you’re my husband, or that we even have a relationship, but I have—” Fuck, what’s the word? “Lawyers,” Kiyoomi says triumphantly, “I have lawyers, and if you’re trying to con me for some ulterior motive, I’ll have you know—”

    “Oh my god, Omi,” Miya says, sounding equal parts exasperated and horribly fond. “How can you be so cute?”

    A pleasant side effect of being down one vestigial organ is forgetting the existence of your hot Olympic athlete husband.

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    Kiyoomi wakes to Miya banging on his door, yelling words that put the fear of god in him.

    “Omi-kun, get out here, we’re gonna be fathers.”

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    03 Aug 2025

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    “Am I dreamin’?” Atsumu asks, “Or, actually, am I dead? Is this heaven? I expected more bells and whistles, but I gotta say I ain’t complain’.”

    “You’re not dead. Shut up and take the rest of your clothes off,” Kiyoomi says, pausing to look up at Atsumu from between his legs, his eyes dark and stormy and filled with want.

    “Is this because of the lint roller?” Atsumu gasps, hurriedly taking off his shirt, “Did my usin’ a lint roller get you all hot and bothered, Omi-kun?”

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    03 Aug 2025

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    There’s a baby on Atsumu’s doorstep. There’s a baby on Atsumu’s doorstep. There’s a baby on Atsumu’s doorstep.

    Atsumu blinks down at it. It blinks back.

    “What the fuck?” He asks the baby.

    The baby, unsurprisingly, doesn’t have an answer.

     

    In which Atsumu is suddenly thrust into fatherhood and it doesn’t go nearly as bad as anyone expects. Also, he somehow manages to fall in love along the way.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Frankly, Atsumu didn’t see how it was any different from the omegas he’d slept with in the past who were childless. Kiyoomi and he were casual. It had been Kiyoomi himself who had suggested their little arrangement in the first place. They were both single, and having someone to share your cycle with during heats and ruts just made things easier and shorter. It meant less time off from volleyball and more time to focus on their games. It was practical. The two of them had been friends for years, and this wouldn’t change a thing.

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