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Halbtraum by cleveradjacent
Fandoms: Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
04 Jan 2026
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"Ah, everyone's a critic. Do I ever tell you how to do your job?" The Host extends his leg; his heel drags across the wood with a tortured squeal. He could rest his sole on Wilhelm's cheek if he wanted. "So stay out of mine."
A strand, dislodged by its own weight, starts creeping down Wilhelm's forehead.
"Says the one that gets to sleep."All manner of people pass through the stage to have their lives torn and mended. In the meantime, the Host fashions himself some company.
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A Pyramid Housing The Hatred Of Thousands by cleveradjacent
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches
30 Nov 2025
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"...couldn't you have come up with something lighter? Like, oh, you're like, a talking dog, or- something. You're a fun lady, and you're kinda bored of your husband, and you go on a holiday. You're a teen with a crush, and it's, like, cowboys, or spies, or what have you." You catch your shallow breath, spin on your heels, and march on. "Anything's more exciting than this. Like, even generally, in terms of story. How were you even entertained?"
One very tense and inconvenient moment, you look around and realise that your entire life has been a series of ridiculous improvised bits.
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in a limited sequence
of simple steps
what do you do
when horizon snaps?Some picks from my original poetry that have nowhere else to go.
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Vigor drained from him, color left his vision, strategising thoughts scurried off like rats; in a snap, he went from man to thing, ossified and hollow. Ogata’s final trick was the most vicious of them all.
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His is a tale as old as the oldest vampire. He was given eternity, he imploded beneath its weight, and chose to spend it chasing… what? A Frenchman?
I never could fathom it. Oh, I’ve been offered, I’ve been asked to squander my dull eternity with a husband, or wife, whichever one I’d fancy. But see, I’ve never fancied much of anything.Somewhere out there, in a remote mountain cave, lives a hermit vampire. Unlike most of her kin, she's quite happy on her own. She is crafty, bored, arrogant, and full of opinions on those she's left behind.
You've had the misfortune of hiking on her turf.