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It was that first time, just once, murmured against Sanji's mouth with his hand tight around Sanji’s cock that Zoro said, “Fuck, you're such a slut for it.”
And it was Sanji’s first fatal mistake to moan in response because it's only gone downhill from there.
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Zoro talks a lot in bed, but if that’s the only way he communicates, then of course no talking gets done at all.
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14 Sep 2026
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“So… you're not drugged?” Zoro says stupidly.
“No.”
“So you…” Zoro fumbled for the right words, “You… you're…?”
“Oh my god, he's broken,” Sanji says, smiling lightly. “It’s really none of your fucking business, but yes, I like men moss for brains.”
AKA Zoro's spiral after he finds out that Sanji likes men.
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12 Sep 2026
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
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11 Sep 2026
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Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.
Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."
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10 Sep 2026
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Sasuke is tried for the crimes he's committed against Konoha. The elders have no intention of setting him free, so he readies himself for life in prison.
That is until a certain blond, boisterous hero jumps in and saves him by offering up the most logical solution:
“Marriage,” Shikamaru drawled, smoke following the exhale from the pipe he’d been nursing since, well, the beginning of the trial. “You want to marry Sasuke.”
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08 Sep 2026