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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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15 Feb 2026
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Alexis: Considering how he throws Hollander around on the ice, I’m worried about you girl 😂
Jane: Oh, he does love to throw me around.
Jane: Haha.
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Ilya’s decision to fuck with Shane backfires spectacularly. And Shane gets a support system along the way.Series
- Part 1 of plain ol’ jane
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07 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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04 Feb 2026
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Over the first few months after their time at the cottage, Shane makes it his mission to learn everything there is to know about his new boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of everything has changed
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02 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is worried about everyone and everything.
Ilya is mostly just sick of air travel.
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Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.A slice of life.
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02 Feb 2026