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    Even the stuffy little white collar that poked out from Father Eddie’s button down seemed to sit nicely against his adam’s apple.
    Steve blinked. Waited.
    Father Eddie was smiling. He didn’t seem to be in any sort of rush at all.
    “I’ve never done this before,” Steve said.
    Father Eddie’s smile ticked up just a little. “That’s okay,” he said. “I’ve got enough experience for the both of us.”

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    “You’re being weird,” Chrissy said. “With Steve.”

    Eddie sighed and tossed the rag aside. “I’m not being weird. The kid’s just… suspicious, okay? Nobody shows up in a spotless Beemer, looking that good, just to take a desk job in this dump for minimum wage. He’s digging for something, I can feel it.”

    Chrissy raised a brow. “Digging for what, exactly?”

    He hesitated. “Hell if I know. Me?”

    She stared, then snorted. “Right. The feds finally figured it out. Send in some pretty boy in tight jeans to make you confess.”

    Eddie tried not to smile, and failed completely. “You joke, but that’s exactly how they’d get me.”

    “Damn right it is.”
     

    OR: the 90s mechanic slow burn AU with criminal undertones no one asked for

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    But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.

    There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.

    “What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”

    A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.

    These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.

    In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    It's January 1996 and Steve has recently moved to Pennsylvania for a new job as a children's librarian. Urged to do something with his evenings by Robin, he goes to a bar around the corner from his apartment and sees someone who looks an awful like Eddie Munson playing his guitar. Only no one has seen Eddie in almost ten years.

    Eddie Munson, whilst on the brink of death, was not so gently urged into the supernatural department of the United States Federal Witness Protection Program. The time he was in the program, he was stripped of everything he had and thought he knew, and was forced to become someone entirely new. He’s still trying to figure out who that person is. It’s been almost ten years, and in that time the only thing he has learned is that he is okay with being alone. He has to be.

    Otherwise known as, a story about finding the people you’ve lost, healing rifts (the personal kind, not the supernatural kind) and maybe for once, finally, falling in love.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    “Sorry if you got a lot of shit about it. At school. From- you know.”

    Eddie stares at him. “From… your basketball lackeys?”

    “Sure. Yeah.”

    Is this… is Harrington winding him up?

    “Are you winding me up?”

    “What? No. No!”

    “Pardon my hesitance,” Eddie says, narrowing his eyes, “this is just- kind of unexpected. And by that, I mean- a bit of a mind fuck.

    Steve clears his throat, looks down at his shoes.

    Eddie kind of dances from side to side, ducks down to recapture Steve's gaze. “And by that- I mean- cereal shopping with Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington while he apologises on behalf of high school jocks everywhere.”

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    Gareth's unintentional matchmaking skills lead Eddie to three new discoveries:
    1. Steve Harrington is very bad at math
    2. Steve Harrington is very fucking weird
    3. Steve Harrington is dangerously easy to fall in love with

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