smuppetguts (corpsefries)
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everyday's an apple pie (when i'm with you, i'm not so shy) by smuppetguts (corpsefries)
Fandoms: Welcome Home - Clown Illustration
29 Apr 2023
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[julie joyful x f! reader]
She's as sweet as apple pie.
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[eddie dear x f! reader]
Nope, totally not. Eddie isn't that type of guy. And he's into dudes, not into little girls. Not at all!
You're just sweet, very sweet. And soft. And adorable- ah, everything about you is just- perfect. Eddie loves you, but not in that way, he isn't a sick bastard. And the intense warmth he's feeling right now is just because of the heat, nothing else. He promises, he swears.
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insatiable hunger by smuppetguts (corpsefries)
Fandoms: Welcome Home - Clown Illustration
13 Apr 2023
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[eddie dear x f! reader]
It's an insatiable hunger, really; not in a bad way, of course, not in the sick, predatory way only a hungry wolf could chase after a rabbit solely for the intent of eating it as its dinner, but in a way that no matter how many times he shoves food into his mouth, there'll always be a feeling of emptiness, a feeling of hunger. No, Eddie Dear is not a pedophile, he wouldn't dream of being one, because he's not a sick weirdo, and if he was, which he isn't, then he wouldn't be around you, right? You are simply too pure for this world, like sunshine- you're the sun, making him feel all hot, make him droop and melt- it's funny, really, how much a little girl such as yourself can turn the simple little clumsy mailman into a puddle on the floor, all because of how sugary sweet you are.
And no, no, Eddie would not want to taste you in anyway- your smile is enough to fulfill him, but, really, Eddie's hunger is insatiable, and he's sure every adult has felt this way about any little girl in their life. it's okay, though, because Eddie knows his love for you is strictly platonic.
Yes, strictly platonic.