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Kiyoomi’s pride recoiled as he admitted, through clenched teeth: “I don’t know how to do this.”
“Talk? Sure ya do.”
“No. This. Dating.”
“Me neither. We can figure it out as we go along.”
They were doomed.When Kiyoomi agrees to give dating Miya Atsumu a chance, he quickly realizes he isn’t fully prepared for the messy, complicated, contradictory, capital F Feelings that come along with it.
A comically long, much angstier sorta-sequel to Mission Failed Successfully (that can also be read as a standalone).
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- Part 2 of Mission Failed Successfully
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26 Dec 2025
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“It doesn’t have to be a date,” Atsumu lied. “We’re just two teammates hangin’ out. I hang out with the rest of the team all the time. Yer the only one who’s scared of catchin’ feelings.”
“I told you, I’m not scared. There is a zero percent chance of me developing romantic feelings for you."
“Great. Prove it.”
“Wh-what?”
“Come over on Saturday night and watch something with me. Real casual.”Atsumu’s plan to woo Kiyoomi while watching a scary movie goes horribly wrong… or does it?
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- Part 1 of Mission Failed Successfully
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25 Dec 2025
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Sasuke pets his sweat damp back, whispering praises as Naruto humps against him; hopeless and gone, too needy to string words together anymore. Half syllables and long vowels eek out between groans and panting breaths. Drool begins to dribble from Naruto’s mouth, sliding into the hollow of Sasuke’s collarbone; a depraved little pool, filling and shaking with miniscule waves at their combined desperation.
Sharp nails dig into his back and the swell of his ass, surely bringing blood to the surface and releasing it into the stifling air. When Naruto finally comes up for air his eyes are crystalline red, jet black pupils, far away from thought.
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17 Dec 2025
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The One Where Sasuke Decides To Get Pregnant by hapaxlegomena for Hyx_Sydin
Fandoms: Naruto
24 Oct 2020
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"You're going to get me pregnant," Sasuke explained, almost kindly, as if to a slightly backwards child. He was standing in the middle of the Hokage's office, on a clear September morning, as he had done so many times before, and he was asking - no, he was explaining to Naruto that he, Sasuke, was going to get pregnant by him, Naruto.
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08 Dec 2025
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Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.
Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."
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20 Nov 2025