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    The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:

    Why do I want to eat my husband?

    Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement

    Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.

    Wanting to squish and bite my husband

    The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.

    Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important

    Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.

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    Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Still, there’s something that sticks in his chest about all of this, feeling like somehow, he’s failed. Baby should have turned on her own by now. What is he doing wrong? Everything else about the pregnancy so far has been textbook. He’s done everything right- his diet, his exercise routine, prenatal yoga, Lamaze class, protein shakes, oil massages-

    Seriously, he's done every single thing the pregnancy books advised him to do. He hasn’t missed a single one.

    Yet, somehow, he’s failed at this. And this is pretty fucking important. If she’s not head down, he can’t safely deliver her. And if he can’t do that-

    Christ.

    Shane exhales again, rubbing his hands deliberately over the aching stretch of skin on his belly. He pushes against her stubborn little foot, low on his side. 

    “Why don’t you wanna flip, little girl?” he asks softly, brows furrowed. “I did the stupid elephant walk and I burned moxa at my feet. I’ve done the stretches, I let your dad massage my belly, I’ve tried everything. What am I doing wrong, hm?”

     

    -or, shane is 36wks pregnant with their first baby, and she's being stubborn about flipping head down-

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    13 Mar 2026

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    “Do you not want to be doing this? Is that what this is about?”
    “No. No. That’s not it. At all.”
    “Because we can stop this."

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    Connor finally says what he's feeling.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Connor is having some nerves about SNL, what better solution than for Hudson to apply his foolproof tactics to get rid of them?

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    07 Mar 2026

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    The penthouse scenes are coming up, they’re several takes in, and Hudson still can’t figure out how to look natural while riding.

    Or: A Texan shows a Canadian how to ride.

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    06 Mar 2026