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Draco Malfoy has been obsessed with Hermione Granger since their first year at Hogwarts. Loathing her parentage and her swottiness, how she bested him at every test, and how she’s friends with the infamous Harry Potter. For all of Draco’s efforts, even before Hogwarts, was to become the best. He was exceptional, a very talented wizard with generational wealth and the heir of two pureblood families. Hermione Granger is the bane of his existence.
Now at twenty-two, he has finally decided to settle down and prove himself as a worthy member of society. With the disdain of the general wizardry, he has to overcome many societal hardships, even familial ones. -
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For a moment, time stilled. It was so quiet it was almost as if she could hear their hearts beating. Slowly, he took a step forward, and another, until he reached the chair across her. Was it even across her if he was but a side of a square away? She didn't realize how close they would be until he sat down, the tips of their shoes nearly touched. She was starting to regret inviting him.
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9 years after the battle of Hogwarts, the war still rages on and everyone is much changed since their days at Hogwarts.
Hermione is the most lethal soldier in The Order, spending her days on rescue missions to free captured Muggleborn slaves and fight on the front line. For years, she's been meeting in secret with a spy within Voldemort's ranks to exchange information.
But when she's captured and made prisoner at Malfoy Manor, of all the dark and evil ways she'd envisioned Malfoy would torture her, she never quite imagined anything this horrific.I just wanted to make it abundantly clear that I was originally inspired to write this fic after I read the masterpiece that is Manacled, so I would like to thank SenLinYu for her amazing work! The memory searching aspect of Manacled is what inspired me, and although I have adapted that, (and also made Draco head Death Eater, because... ya know... we all love it when he's Voldemort's right hand man 😅😉), Secrets and Masks will be a very very different fic all together.
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15 Sep 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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21 Aug 2025
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“You weren’t supposed to see that.”
“I know.”
“It’s— it’s the wrong version. It was never meant to be read.”
“Well. I read it.”
Another pause. He finally meets her eyes, resigned. “I know.”A 2024 Pumpkin Spice Fest oneshot: unsent letter, roommates, and jealousy.
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16 May 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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22 Jan 2025