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  1. The Psilocybin Diptych by

    Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)

    30 Mar 2024

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    Two A/B/O smut pieces about Zoro and Luffy getting high and getting down.

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  2. XXX Kylux Series by

    Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

    03 Feb 2018

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    Two touch-starved assholes badly co-parent a fascist expansionist state. Not enough sex is had, but arguing is essentially foreplay.

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    The Curse of the Deserted Heart: A Tantalising Tale of Love and Adventure Amidst the Dunes of the Lost City That Will Thrill, Chill and Delight You! by

    Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)  

    20 Apr 2023

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    “Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”

    Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.

    “I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”

    When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.

    Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.

    Probably.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Red was always your best color by

    Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)  

    29 Sep 2025

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    For a moment, Chris thinks that it's just like Adrian to leave the room to get undressed, even though Chris has seen him before and they'd be naked together soon enough.

    But Adrian isn't naked when Chris turns around. In fact, Adrian isn't there at all. Vigilante is.

    "Why'd you get all suited up?" Chris asks. Vigilante isn't armed, but the red visor of the mask is inscrutable, and that nervousness comes back to him full tilt.

    "We both have roles we want to play in this," Vigilante says. An admission. A simple statement, as bare as Chris' skin.

    - or -

    Adrian is really into three things: Chris, ropes, and seeing Chris tied up in rope

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    25 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 56

    two (2) of them by

    Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)  

    29 Sep 2025

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    Given the events of the past few weeks, it shouldn’t have been something that caused Chris so much confusion, but he was adamant that there was no one else in the world—no—the multitude of infinite universes that was like Adrian. He was one of a kind in a way that undiscovered algae in the depths of the Siberian permafrost wastelands were special. Strange, confusing and packing one hell of a punch if you were to try and ingest it. Adrian probably had xenomorph acid blood. He most likely slept upside down in his bedroom at night.

    He was strange. He was unparalleled.

    And now there were two of him.

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    It's literally just the two Adrians fic.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    kill your self-control (welcome to the show) by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)  

    21 Feb 2022

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    “What if I maybe want to have a threesome with you. Without the girl?”

    A beat of silence.

    “Are you — but that would just be us having sex. With each other.”

    “Yeah,” says Chris.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    Just The Tip by

    Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)  

    01 Jun 2025

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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    25 Oct 2025