dumbinch
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- Haikyuu!! (3)
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Kei brings home a flower. Tadashi tries to help. They both face the consequences.
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“Can I put it on you?”
Kei swallows harshly. Would he ever say no to him?
“Please.”
Tadashi leans forward, lightly placing a kiss on chapped lips. “Please, what?”
“Please, Tadashi.” Tears form in the corners of his eyes. “I’m yours. Completely.”
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“You don’t...jerk off? Like ever?”
“Yeah.”
“Have you ever cum?”
Kei drops his elbows to his knees and places his face in his palms. “Once,” he mumbles. “It was a...a wet dream, or whatever.”
“So other than that?”
He sighs. “Never.”
“Tsukki! That can’t be healthy! You’re giving yourself perpetual blue balls!” Tadashi cries, hands rushing forward to grab the blond’s shoulders. “Are you a eunuch or something?”
Doesn’t he suffer enough as it is?
or
Tsukishima has a problem that only his bestest friend can solve.
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How to Meet the Villain of Your Dreams Without Really Trying by discokonomi
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
15 Apr 2022
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Tsukishima only ever wanted to have a normal day. Unfortunately for him:
1. The universe tended towards chaos on a good day.
2. He was a magnet for superhero bullshit.Luckily, chaos sends him directly into the arms (and restraints) of a low-ranked Villain with cute freckles, golden morals, and dubious methods. (It also flings him into the path of a trio of idiot Heroes, but you can't win 'em all, can you?)
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11 May 2022
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It’s been three days since Yamaguchi said ‘yes’ to something he probably shouldn’t have.
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26 Jan 2022
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In October of 1998, Kei's father starts preparing for the end of days.
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15 Jan 2022
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When Tsukishima joins in to bully Yamaguchi in junior high rather than defend him, Tadashi learns that he may like it a little more than he should… okay, a lot more than he should.
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15 Jan 2022
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A month or two into their new relationship, Tadashi wishes Tsukishima would just shut up and do him already.
Series
- Part 2 of tag (you're it)
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Bookmarked by dumbinch
12 Jan 2022