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    Right In Front Of My Chicken? by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    18 Jul 2022

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    Iwaizumi and Oikawa are getting KFC when they witness the most dramatic breakup.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Honeymoon by

    Fandoms: Outlast (Video Games)  

    14 Jun 2018

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    Tied together by bonds of circumstance and matrimony, Waylon Park and Eddie Gluskin have survived the hell of Mount Massive, but can they survive each other?

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Honesty Corner by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    30 Mar 2023

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    “I think we got off on the wrong foot,” he says, folding his arms on the table. “Maybe we should get to know each other first so we can work on our differences.”

    Geto doesn’t spare him a glance, his eyes fixed on his laptop screen. “Oh, yeah?”

    “Yeah.” He’s read this on the internet before—an article on building trust in the workplace through honesty and transparency. He decides to put his own twist on it, pulling an account from his childhood. “When I was younger, my over-glorified nanny used to put me in the corner to think about what I’ve done. She used the word ‘reflecting.’”

    “Like a time out?” Geto interjects. “Sounds just like you.”

    “I’m not finished.”

     

    Partnered up in an ethics class, Geto and Gojo navigate through young adulthood, physical relationships, and maybe even love.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    1000 yen for a kiss, everybody! by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    30 Dec 2025

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    “What do you want, Mei Mei?” Satoru asks straight away, because he’s never been one to beat around the bush.

    “The university’s charity organization has decided to set up a kissing booth to raise money for this year’s donation goal, and I’ve been tasked with recruiting the lucky volunteers,” Mei Mei says as she places her hand on the back of Suguru’s chair, her gaze as graciously calculating as always. “I thought you might be interested.”

    “I am afraid I must refuse,” Suguru replies, maintaining a courteous tone of voice, because there’s no universe in which he’d voluntarily subject himself to such a thing.

    “Okay,” Satoru retorts at the exact same moment, and every single thought in Suguru’s head comes to a standstill.

    Or: When Satoru agrees to volunteer at their University's kissing booth charity event Suguru is forced to come to terms with how he actually feels about his best friend.

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    Translation into Русский available here by Wagner_Lafey

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    18 Aug 2024

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    Camels and Colt 45 by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    01 Oct 2024

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    Gojo Satoru is okay with where he is in life. Sure it started out rough and sure he needed to do some questionable things to get where he is, but that's done now. Honestly he's pretty proud of himself for being able to find freedom when so many others couldn't.
    It's fine.

    And yes, while he's really just moved from doing crime for someone else to doing crime for himself that's still a good step forward. At least he gets to decide if he doesn't want to do real depraved shit like kill kids now.
    Yeah, it's fine.

    And yes maybe past experiences have convinced him he's better off keeping his relationships no deeper than a cookie sheet, despite whatever situation he's found himself in with one Geto Suguru.
    It's fine, they're just fucking, it's fine.

    And MAYBE someone in the underworld is now pissed enough at him they are willing to offer a shit ton of cash for him to be less than alive.
    It's fine, he can out play that.
    It's all fine.

    Until it's not.

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    18 Aug 2024