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    Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.

    "Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.

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    15 Jun 2024

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    Fun and quick post-series ficlet where Hardison is the worst streamer, and Eliot and Parker steal the show. Great for a giggle on rough days.

     

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  2. Rec 59

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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Quite possibly the best one-sided slow-burn obsession I've ever read, and it's a character study about some sentient code. (On a related note: quite certainly the definitive masterwork about the System AI.)

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    “Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

    “In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

    “In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”

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    16 Jun 2024

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    In this hilarious forced-proximity partial-AU, Hawkeye is the world's most inept landlord and Phil is trying to enjoy a quiet retirement from black ops by writing books and working at the VA. Basically: four pitch-perfect chapters of Clint being a trainwreck, Phil being domestic and competent, and emotionally stunted idiots falling in love.

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    05 Aug 2023

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    I need to come back and drop a comment on this masterpiece after I get my thoughts and feelings in order.

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    The doorbell interrupts what had turned out to be quite the epic shoe hunt but, really, he’s grateful for the break. Or at least, he is until he heads down the stairs to grab the door, trips over a stuff animal of some kind, bashes his head on the wall and barely manages to catch himself from falling down the entire flight of stairs. As with all things, Stiles would like to state, for the record, that this is Scott’s fault.

    Or: Scott and Stiles are raising seven children. Derek is the entertainer they hire for a birthday party (not a clown though, he's very specific on that fact.)

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    22 Nov 2020

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    This is technically incomplete but tagged otherwise because each chapter could be a standalone. It also gives me SO MANY cozy, found-family feelings. Recommended winter reading with blankets, cats, and green tea.