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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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07 Dec 2025
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tu es la lune by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Dead Poets Society (1989), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2023
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"Tu es la lune, et je suis les etoiles."
“What does that mean?”
“Tell me anything, and maybe I’ll tell you.”Welton Academy is one of England’s finest institutions. The Blacks are one of England’s finest aristocratic families.
James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew are determined to ruin both.
or: Remus is a foster kid, Sirius is in line to be an Earl, and they go to Welton to fuck shit up.
(while this is technically a crossover with Dead Poet's Society, you don't need to have watched that to read this! It's set at a boarding school - Welton - instead of Hogwarts, and one of the characters from DPS is their English teacher.)
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20 Nov 2025
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Sirius Black is raising Harry and he goes to the magic pre-school St. Cerealia. All the mothers at pick-up try to hit on Sirius, but he seems immune. Or maybe he has a soft spot for the cute teacher Remus Lupin?
A fluffy love story from Remus' POV.Bookmarked by egomez_b
05 Nov 2025
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“So what’s he like? Full of it? Arrogant?”
“Yes,” he says, because he thinks that is a fair assessment. Sirius Black is full of it. He is arrogant. He’s also entitled and needy and smug. He’s talented, reckless, moody, selfish, childish, charming and sweet, and a million different other things Remus is trying to wrap his head around.
Sirius Black is hard work.
Remus Lupin is a successful documentary filmmaker who is assigned to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring Sirius Black - one of the world's most brilliant footballers - as he competes in the European Championship.
All does not go smoothly.
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Fair warning: Remus knows nothing about football and neither do I. Also, this is about football in the global sense. I can't call it soccer. I just can't.
This will not be hugely explicit, but it will be mature. I am an adult. If you are not, or you feel uncomfortable with adult themes, please steer clear.
I read and love all comments but seem to struggle to reply to them in an acceptable timeframe. Sorry about that.
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28 Oct 2025
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"God, I’m coming off really terribly, aren’t I?”
“You’re not. Lucky for you, I’m attracted to crazy people.”
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Remus only had to drop the contracts off at Lily's office. He didn't anticipate meeting James or following him to the bar. He definitely didn't anticipate Sirius, nor did he plan to go home with him, or find three Grammys in his bedroom.
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26 Oct 2025