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    Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Oct 2025

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    fluffy clouds and a tinge of wonder by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    01 Aug 2025

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    25 Oct 2025

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    ashes of the direwolf by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    25 Oct 2025

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    In which Sansa Stark dies and is reborn with chakra in her veins and grief in her soul. A story of loss, defiance, and the strength to shape a future built not just on survival, but on joy.

    Where two broken people, both always the ones left behind, find each other in the unlikeliest of ways and - slowly but surely - forge a path onwards

    Or: Sansa Stark heals, grows, and also dismantles Shimura Danzo through the power of paperwork

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    23 Oct 2025

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    the moon weeps in silver by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Jul 2025

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    In which Luna Lovegood dies, and Nara Tsukiko is born.

    A fall through the Veil, a breath between worlds, and then - light.

    She is reborn into a land of shadows and chakra, in a quiet village where children grow into weapons and silence is a second language. Her eyes open too early, her thoughts are too old, but she learns to smile anyway. For her father, who grieves quietly. For herself, who remembers everything.

    And when she meets a silver-haired boy with eyes like a shuttered sky, something in her finally begins to root.

    (or: Hatake Kakashi and the Terrifying Ordeal of Being Seen)

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    23 Oct 2025

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    I'm Just A Kid And Life Is A Nightmare by for dnofsunshine

    Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic)  

    14 Jun 2025

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    What if Sung Jinwoo was 14 years old when he started going on raids?

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    20 Oct 2025