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"Will you two — can you behave tonight?" Eloise says, exasperation in her voice and her nose scrunched up.
Colin wears an innocent face. "I can't think what you mean. Penis and I always behave."
"I swear to God —" Penelope hisses, plonking the wine down hard on the counter. "You both have to stop with that —"
"I mean it!" Eloise exclaims as she goes over to the large bowl of salad on the side and begins to toss it aggressively. "None of your usual Pen-and-Colin shit, please. Edwina's bringing someone new, and I want him to think we're… normal." She sighs, shoulders sagging. "Normal-ish. Normal enough that he doesn't run screaming." Her eyes narrow. "And if I'm honest I'd rather avoid another evening of you two bitching at each other."
"We don't bitch," Colin insists, though they do, in fact, bitch. "Penelope is my dearest friend."
OR: Eloise throws a dinner party. Penelope and Colin cannot behave themselves
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17 Feb 2026
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15 Feb 2026
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heaven's a heartbreak away by DollyPop
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
27 Jan 2026
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Colin Bridgerton has been cut off from his family fortune for over a decade. Staying afloat with a sizeable youtube following and video documentaries funded by attention from thirst traps and stupid stunts and sponsorships was meant to be temporary- and it was. Brought to a horrible halt following an unfortunate rock climbing accident, Colin finds himself broke and back in Mayfair, forced to find refuge, and perhaps forgiveness, with the ghosts he swore he'd never see again.
Penelope Featherington has been building her fortune for over a decade. Clawing her way up through a brutal publishing world to become the CEO of Danbury Press meant that some blood was inevitable- once best friends and family, included. She was cunning, she was careful, she was cutthroat- but not enough, it would seem, because what the fuck is she thinking offering her penthouse up to the man she'd made peace without? And why does she just want to take care of him so badly?
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A Polin sugar mommy AU
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27 Jan 2026
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let me be the one you rearrange by abvj, RomancingTon
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
19 Feb 2026
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"It makes perfect sense!" Penelope's eyes are bright with wine and conviction. "Think about it. We know each other. We trust each other. We both agree that virginity is some arbitrary social construct, so why are we letting it bother us? Let's just—" She makes a decisive cutting motion with her hand. "—get it over with."
"Pen—"
"Colin," she sighs dramatically. "We could die tomorrow. As virgins."
"We are not going to die tomorrow."
"We could. And it will kill us."
"Well, we’d already be dead, so—"
“We could die. Tomorrow. As virgins. I don’t know if there is a fate worse than that, Colin!”
The one where a question, posed under the weight of alcohol, leads to more than either bargained for.
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27 Jan 2026
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you wish it was me (don’t you?) by writergirl8 for ShadyWhistledown13
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
19 Jan 2026
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The night Penelope is asked the most important question of her life, she is wearing a hot pink feather boa. With sparkles, and a sparkly pink penis tiara to match. Naturally.
The question is not will you marry me, which should have been the most important question of her life (a fact of which she is perfectly aware, thank you very much). It is not do you, Penelope Featherington, take Alfred Debling to be your lawfully wedded husband, because she has a few days left before their officiant asks her that particular question.
“I’m sorry,” Penelope says. “What did you say?”
She’d heard him, but she’s drunk in a hot pink feather boa and a penis crown and surely Colin Bridgerton cannot be asking her about regrets.
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21 Jan 2026