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    "Ilya knows, logistically, that fucking his roomate is a terrible idea. Right up there with poking a bear, or calling his brother just to say hello, or sticking a fork in an electrical socket.

    The first time was an accident.

    The second and third (and fourth) times were all, also, most definitely accidents."

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “You don’t have a single callus,” Alex muttered, almost to himself. “Jesus.”
    Henry flushed, pink blooming at the base of his throat.
    He let Henry’s hands drop. As he took a step back, he caught a faint whiff of a scent. Not sweat or dust, but something gentler. Grass and breeze-dried linen.
    “We don’t need another stray dog,” Alex said, tossing a look at Nora.
    “That what we’re calling cute British guys now?” she asked, smug as hell.
    “We don’t need more workers. We don’t have the budget.”
    “You work yourself to the bone,” Nora pressed. “You could use another pair of hands.”
    Before Alex could bark out something defensive, Henry spoke.
    “I’m stronger than I look.”
    "We'll see about that"

    or: Alex works in his family old ranch. One day a cute blond guy comes asking for a job. He agrees reluctantly.

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    22 Apr 2025

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    The vampire brings his lips against Henry’s throat and gives it a lick.

    Henry gasps.

    The tip of the vampire’s fangs are now grazing his skin, but he doesn’t bite, nipping softly at the smooth flesh, as if searching for the best spot to feed.
    Henry’s always been told they go straight to the jugular, but alright, this one likes to play with his food.

    If Bea doesn’t arrive in the next few seconds, he’s probably fucked. And not in a good way.

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    New York, 1890. Henry is a Slayer, Alex is a Vampire. Somehow, they are not in a hurry to kill each other.

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    19 Aug 2024

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    There he stood. Frozen. In the presence of a man who Henry was willing to swear before Queen and country, under pain of death, was the single most beautiful person on the face of the planet, and possibly several galaxies beyond. A man who possessed the kind of magnetic pull that could persuade Henry to believe in a Catholic God. A man Henry needed to get at least 800 kilometres away from before he caused an international scandal in a tea room at Kensington Palace.
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    Henry has a new equerry. And he's too hot for Henry's fragile, gay heart to handle. (AKA the Alex as Henry's equerry AU that I'm sure someone asked for)

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    19 Aug 2024