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You can't stand the taste of cigarettes on Ford's lips.
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27 Oct 2025
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Onto my news: I have a new house guest! She doesn't have a name that humans are able to pronounce, but that isn't of much importance right now. What is of far greater significance is that I have made a discovery that sailors of yore can only dream of…I have captured a siren.
Part of the DICKZ Kinktober challenge. Each prompt is the same Cryptid!Reader x Ford pairing and follows a linear storyline. Tags updated with each chapter, first person POV from Ford's perspective unless otherwise specified.
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26 Oct 2025
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Eighteen months, you've worked for this family. Seventeen months, you've been enamoured by Ford. One of them, you've been in love with him.
It's pathetic.
As it turns out, friends can't have sex and stay friends, not really. Not when it comes to you and Ford, at least.
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While Ford seeks a cure for your mutual bacterial bond, you're forced to wrestle with hard truths, even harder feelings and the unending horror of sharing space with a family of four.
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- Part 3 of Maid to be
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09 Oct 2025
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The Pines family head to the lake for a day at the beach. Stanford Pines is ready to relax in the shade and enjoy a good book, when he finds the lovely (& gorgeously curvy) new woman in town is also at the beach, whom he finds it very difficult to not be captivated by.
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- Part 3 of Grunkle Smut Drabbles
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09 Oct 2025
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A saccharine smut one shot: You meet Ford Pines while he's sailing with his brother. He has a book you want, but you decide it's not *that* important.
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13 Sep 2025