existential_lobster
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Every Time A Bell Rings by existential_lobster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Apr 2020
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Eijirou took the file Tetsu handed him, it was small, this guy must not have had a lot of bonding experiences. He opened the folder to the first page, Bakugou Katsuki, age 26, height 6’0… Eijirou looked at his picture, he was certainly attractive, not that attractiveness made finding a match super easy but it sure didn’t hurt.
“What’s the matter, he’s hot, good education, steady job. This seems pretty routine.” Eijirou’s brows drew together as he addressed his boss.
“Don’t judge a book by its cover.” Tetsu leaned back in his chair. “Apparently the guys a total nightmare. The last one assigned to him dropped him after two months, said he was a psychotic asshole and that no one would be stupid enough to stick with him.”
Eijirou winced. Maybe not so easy then.
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Where Kirishima is a cupid who's never failed a job and Bakugou is the abrasive human who stumps Kirishima worse than any other in his existence.
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Kirishima and the Magic of the Dragon by existential_lobster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005)
01 Feb 2019
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Kirishima Eijirou stars as Kirishima Eijirou, who teams up with a winged dragon to rescue his family and defeat the warlock who has imprisoned them.
Basically a barbie and the magic of the pegasus au that I put way to much effort into. Its actually kinda serious but I wanted to use the barbie summary. I hate myself gn.
Thank you to my bitchass editor bromomhab
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- Part 1 of Boku no Barbie Academia
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Boku no Barbie Academia by ccharmeleon, existential_lobster
Fandom: Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2019
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Basically a bunch of bnha barbie movie aus
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Memories, not Dreams by rockabilly_tragedy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Apr 2020
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"Bakugou Katsuki did not need a companion. But now, he wanted one." In which prince Kirishima throws a party for the great warrior Bakugou and they both find themselves hopelessly enamored with the other.
Bookmarked by existential_lobster
23 Apr 2020
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From Fire and Ashes, Flourishing by Milligramme
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Mar 2020
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It was starting to be insanely hot, Eijirou tripped so often that he was almost walking on all four at this point, his hands were all scratched from the rocks, his clothes dusty and in disarray, and to make things worse, the volcano was mocking him with an uneven slope that made him think the summit was close only to reveal another one further up.
Kirishima's peaceful life on his volcanic island is put to an end when the dormant Mount Bakugou comes back to life, each eruption getting closer to the village and the crops. As panic starts to spread, people remember the old god of the volcano and the ancient tradition to offer him a sacrifice.
Kirishima doesn't buy any of this, but the older villagers seem serious. So before they kill someone in the name of a god that might not even exist, he decides to climb the volcano himself, hoping to find out what causes the eruptions.
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Bookmarked by existential_lobster
08 Mar 2020
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Lights off by lovesickness (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Mar 2020
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Bakugou is the head wrestler on the UA wrestling team. Bakugou is highly looked up to and known not only for his various wins on the mat but also his brains in the classroom. Kirishima is a member of the swim team who also has plenty of wins. But when the boys start dating, bakugou becomes afraid of his sexuality and the risks that come with dating Kirishima. Will they last?
Inspired by "Jason" by BONNIE PARKER.
Bookmarked by existential_lobster
04 Mar 2020
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The whole, you know, being dead thing! by fivewormsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Mar 2020
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A crash, a flash and then, a voice echoing through his head: "Hey meathead. Get up. Shithead. Shitty hair!"
Kirishima Eijirou slowly opened his eyes. Or at least he thinks he did, but it's hard to tell with the amount of darkness going on.
"Shitty hair? Really? Well it's your fucking funeral I guess. Literally." the voice from before seemed to be a lot closer now. Kirishima turned to where the voice came from, and there was a blond haired man standing in front of him with what seemed to be a nasty case of resting bitch face.
"W-where am I?" Kirishima tried to ask, trying not to get distracted by this kind of hot stranger looming over his.
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AKA the one where Kirishima dies and goes to the afterlife and gets into a bit more trouble than anyone bargained for.
Bookmarked by existential_lobster
04 Mar 2020
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I Called Your Name in the Dark by UnrealisticExpectations
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Mar 2020
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Kirishima had been hunting demons for as long as he could remember. His father was a Hunter, as was his father before him, but it was more than just a family business - it was his way of life. So when he found himself assigned to a new city, he couldn't help but be excited to finally show off all he could do on his own. What he didn't realize was how much his life would be turned upside down by meeting a certain man with an explosive temperament, who also just so happened to be a demon himself.
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04 Mar 2020