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   the art of seduction by captaincremepuff

   Fandoms: TAZ: Steeplechase, The Adventure Zone (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Montrose Pretty/Beef Punchley | Lyndon Julius
   • Montrose Pretty
   • Beef Punchley | Lyndon Julius
   • Emerich Dreadway
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Former Sex Worker Montrose Pretty
   • Amateur Wrestler Beef Punchley
   • Tech Bro Emerich Dreadway
   • First Meetings
   • Slow Burn
   • but not too slow there's only 9 chapters
   • montrose is a hot mess
   • rating subject to change (there will be nsfw)

   Summary

   Montrose leaned forward, playfully shaking Emerich by the shoulders. “Keep up, Emerich! I have to turn him. I’ve gotta seduce him.” He was feigning desperation, but it wasn’t too far off from how he was feeling.

   “Okay, buddy, you—”

   “I neeeeed him!” Montrose wailed, making sure to pantomime himself fainting onto Emerich’s shoulder.

   “No, no, you’re right, you pull out all the stops to try and seduce this straight guy, and we’ll see where that leads you.” Emerich said sarcastically. But Montrose takes it to heart.
   —
   After a meet-cute with (potentially straight) amateur wrestler, Beef Punchley, Montrose takes the long road to get in his pants.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   38,768

   Chapters:

   4/9

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   6

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