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Just one night by fartmonster69, juwupiter
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2023
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Madame Poisson is Sampo's stage name and persona, her deep feminine voice and sexually themed songs has brought her a number of "friendly" fans. That's where her bodyguard / assistant comes in, Saio is her full time attender.
“Many dream of this chance but you don't want to?"
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Too busy being Mechaman to ever be Robert, the omega. On the strongest suppressants his dwindling inheritance can buy, and then none when that eventually runs out too. Robert struggles to navigate life through the lens of a "normie". Someone who can't fall back on being a superhero in order to avoid his biology. He never expected to live this long to suffer the consequences of the abuse he put his body through constantly. Now, he's dealing with ex-super villains and trying to help them in their rehabilitation while suffering through a hormonal hurricane.
Luckily, or unluckily, depending on how you view it, his team is comprised of mostly single alphas who are all too happy to ogle their new dispatcher, who screams emotional baggage. Now just to see who can crack the sarcastic ass dispatcher first, and maybe do their jobs along the way.
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12 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson III is used to the constant pain that accompanies his daily life after so many years of being Mecha Man, but when a particularly bad flareup has him lethargic at work. An unlikely savior comes to Robert's rescue providing him with some grade A cooking and eventually a massage that leaves Robert wanting more from the cocky flame hero. The two bicker, the two chat, then ultimately Robert spends the night at Flambae's place.
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- Part 1 of Flambert Collection
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04 Dec 2025
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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04 Dec 2025
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When In Roma by AnAlias
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Oct 2022
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“Don’t go.”
Giorno doesn’t move from the door, voice easy and assertive. It’s just like every other command he gives Mista. “Go here.” “Do this.” “Be there.”
“Don’t go.” He says again, smaller.
Mista, who’d done fealty— who'd given his mind, body and soul to the one man who would have his heart for the rest of his life— and who would travel to the ends of the Earth for Giorno, could do nothing but stay right where he’d ordered him to be.
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30 Nov 2025
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Under The Covers by diophone
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Jan 2026
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Giorno Giovanna was the golden boy—top of his class, untouchable, adored.
Guido Mista was the reckless bad boy—skipped lectures, broke rules, broke hearts.They were opposites. Oil and water. Day and night.
No one would ever guess they spent their nights tangled in the same sheets.Behind closed doors, they weren’t so different.
They were fire and gasoline—burning slow, burning hard.
And no one could ever find out.Series
- Part 1 of Giomis College AU
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28 Nov 2025