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Apples.
Apples have been the only thing on Berdly’s mind for the past 4 weeks, 12 days, and 56 minutes. (Don’t ask him how he keeps track of that.) And it’s not the crisp crunch of Apples, or even the millions of possible confections you could create with them. But instead, it’s the cheap 2 in 1 shampoo that his supposed rival turned friend uses: Kris Dreemurr.
Or, Berdly gets obsessed with Kris’ apple shampoo, which is just a byproduct of his extreme yearning.

