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you are the one who will give meaning to my memories by foolsjoon
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Feb 2023
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just some silly horny boys who r in love
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If It's Better To Bet On Us, I'll Double Down by deepslowpanic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Mar 2024
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“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?”
“That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.”
And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?”
He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy.
“Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.”
“Hey!”
Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?”
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United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?
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14 Apr 2024
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“what are you doing hyung?” namjoon murmurs softly, amused smile evident in his voice.
“i’m spider-man kissing you, joon. obviously.” yoongi replies, tone daring namjoon to question him.
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college boyfriends namjoon and yoongi get really high and have sex with feelings
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14 Mar 2024
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"Mmm, but hyung-nim," Jungkook whispers, "you know what would wear me out, yeah?"
Namjoon visits Jungkook the day after his wlive — the day after Namjoon, also tipsy, left some embarrassing comments while watching said wlive. (Like asking Jungkook to marry him.)
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07 Feb 2024
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The New Head of Strategic Development Mr. Kim by Anna (pineconepickers)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
30 Aug 2022
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To make life simpler at work, Seokjin lets his co-workers think that he has an alpha at home – this way people will focus on game development and not whether he as a handsome omega is single or not. This works well until the new Head of Strategic Development is hired: an alpha who does not seem to believe the lie about Seokjin’s relationship status – or, perhaps, Seokjin wishes Namjoon didn’t.
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22 Jan 2024
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The Tip of the Iceberg by deepslowpanic for apple_jackalope
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Mar 2023
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Maybe Jungkook can sleep in a lounge chair on the deck. Or in the bathtub in the suite, though he really doesn’t want to know what Seokjin and Yoongi are about to do in that room pre and post wedding.
But maybe that would be preferable, Jungkook thinks, as he glances surreptitiously at Namjoon. Because there’s no way he can share with Namjoon. No way, no how. Not Namjoon who Jungkook has had a crush on for ages.
“Maybe I should just go home,” Jungkook blurts.
“It’ll be fine,” Seokjin says brightly, pressing a key card into his hand.
Jungkook should have leapt overboard.
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On a cruise for his friends’ wedding, Jungkook is just trying to relax and recreate a few moments from Titanic. But a room mixup causes him to have to share a room, and a bed, with his crush, and Jungkook feels himself sinking fast. Despite the panic, maybe it’s not all bad, especially if Jungkook can experience a little more movie romance than he expected.
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13 Jan 2024