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I Was Sold to One Direction and All I Got Was This Billionaire Dragon and a Judgmental Toddler by fortunetrree
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), One Direction (Band), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2026
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WARNING: THIS IS ABSOLUTE CRACK; DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY; MY FRIENDS FORCED ME TO POST THIS
After being yeeted into a milking farm via a Gucci catapult to pay off his One Direction boy-band debt, Shane must juggle a billionaire dragon’s "blockage" and a bat-winged Fae’s Starbucks orders.
Now, he’s raising a four-year-old Draco Malfoy who is currently being coached by Gojo Satoru and Jackson Wang to win a fated preschool wedding against a boy named Harry.
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The Raven, the Wolf, the Stag, and the Dog by fortunetrree
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Regulus Black is fine. He is perfectly fine. He has three broken ribs, a disowned brother, and a mother who enjoys the Cruciatus Curse a little too much, but he is fine.
His plan was simple: Keep his head down, take the Mark, and fade into the background. He didn't plan on becoming an illegal Animagus, befriending a werewolf, or falling in love with his brother’s best friend.
Meanwhile, Remus Lupin is trying to figure out if Sirius is dead or just dramatic, and why the younger Black looks like a ghost. They are two sides of the same coin: keeping secrets to protect the people they love. But while Remus has found a pack to ground him, Regulus is drifting out to sea.
But James Potter has a nasty habit of finding things that don't want to be found. Now, Regulus has to decide if he’s brave enough to step into the sun, even if it burns.
OR: The Black brothers compete for the title of "Most Emotionally Constipated" while Regulus gaslights, gatekeeps, and girlbosses his way through a mental breakdown. Regulus is depressed, James is obsessed, Remus is stressed, and Sirius is just... well, Sirius is doing his best, but he’s mostly loudly confused.