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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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16 Oct 2025
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This atmosphere was the opposite of what he'd grown up with in butt-fuck-nowhere, Arizona. Survival was second nature in the blazing sun, and he could probably sniff out a small water puddle multiple miles away, but in the cold?
Well, in the cold, Keith was practically incapacitated.
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22 Aug 2025
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But he has to sing to Keith, and leave it to Keith to make things difficult.
“Keeeith.” Lance slumps his head against the door. There’s no response. “Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith—”
The door swings open and Lance falls through. He gets a facefull of Keith’s bare feet, and he doesn’t know whether the cushioned landing is any better than the hardwood floor.“Oh look,” Lance says. He rolls over so that his body isn’t crushing his guitar and stares up at Keith’s face. “I’ve fallen for you.”
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OR: Send a special someone a song-gram on this special day for just five dollars! Lance has to serenade college students at their door as a part of his fraternity’s Valentine’s Day fundraiser. Unluckily, he finds himself knelt with a guitar in hand in front of no one other than his longtime rival and crush, Keith Kogane.
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26 Jul 2025
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“Really?” Lance says instead as he crosses his arms and drags himself closer. “You’re sleeping in your day clothes? Didn’t anybody tell you that’s gross?”
Keith glares but that stupid, cute smile hasn’t fully vanished, almost like he wants to laugh at Lance or maybe this entire situation. “You’d prefer me sleeping naked? Because that’s the only other option. They didn’t lend us pajamas.”
Lance splutters. “First” —he holds up one finger, the middle one— “I didn’t say strip naked. Boxers are perfectly acceptable sleepwear, jerk. And two, I prefer you not sleeping here at all.”
Keith pats the open space next to him. “Come here, scaredy cat. I don’t bite.”
(or the five times Lance “accidentally” kisses Keith and the one time Keith kisses Lance on purpose)
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20 Jul 2025
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Lance McClain is content at home-- really, he is-- but when Keith shows up at his door, begging for help, he can't say no.
"They want to turn a property of mine into a museum, for some reason," Keith said.
“Which property?” Lance asked. He held his hand to shield against the bright sky as he looked up to Keith.
“The desert shack."
Now, Lance is on the universe's most exclusive weekend trip, forced to help Keith go through a musty pile of memories. Fabulous.
Here are the facts:
1. Keith is still the most smart-yet-stupid motherfucker Lance has ever met
2. Shiro and Curtis are disgustingly adorable
3. A twin bed is far too small for a grown man, and
4. He should have fallen out of love with Keith when he had the chance.Bookmarked by fourohfourerror
24 Jun 2025